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post #41 of 89 (permalink) Old 11-05-2009, 07:17 PM
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Dave Chappelle
Harland Williams
Will Ferrell
Jim Breuer
Ralphie May

*Dane Cook gets an honorable mention for making all that bro surprise secks happen.

Top 5 movie car chases.
You lost a lot of cool points listing Jim Breuer and mentioning Dane Cook. Just hate those guys a lot...

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1. Gran Tourismo
2. GTA
3. Fight Night
4. FIFA Soccer
5. Tiger Woods

Top 5 Department Stores / Shops
No Final Fantasy VII...I thought everyone loved that game.

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1. Cornbread
2. Megan Fox
3. Kate beckinsdale
4. Anne Hathaway
5. Arianny Celeste

Top Five happiest moments in your life.
First time I made out with my wife
First Home run in baseball (happened to be off of a pitch my ultra competitive cousin threw to me...who went on to play college ball and be way better then me)
First time I got a hat trick in soccer
First time I knocked out a guy (also in soccer...****er should have stopped diving, I told him not to)
Getting married

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post #42 of 89 (permalink) Old 11-05-2009, 10:29 PM
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Jesse Helms
Any small city mayor
Sarah Palin
Vladimir Putin
That Brownback guy, can't remember his first name.

Tiger, I am devastated that I lost cool points. I almost put Margaret Cho instead of Jim Breuer, but I like his rockin metal sounds. I don't think Margaret Cho would have earned me any points, either.

Dane Cook only squeaked in there b/c of the reference to him in the bro **** sketch.

I'M SORRY!!!

Top 5 painful eliminations. (No, not like the morning after you ate a lot of Thai food.)


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post #43 of 89 (permalink) Old 11-06-2009, 08:50 AM Thread Starter
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That's an odd topic I don't really understand it but I'll do my best.

1) Having to tell the doctor whether or not to pull the plug on your closest loved one
2) Having to put down your favorite pet
3) Having to pick between having sex with either Jessica Alba or Carmen Electra from 10 years ago
4) Quitting smoking
5) Burning genital warts off your butthole

top 5 Nickelodeon shows (current or old...hopefully old)
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post #44 of 89 (permalink) Old 11-06-2009, 09:22 AM
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1. The Ren and Stimpy Show
2. Rocko's Modern Life
3. Are you Afraid of the Dark?
4. The Angry Beavers
5. Legends of the Hidden Temple

Top 5 insults
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1. The Ren and Stimpy Show
2. Rocko's Modern Life
3. Are you Afraid of the Dark?
4. The Angry Beavers
5. Legends of the Hidden Temple

Top 5 insults
1. Why are you such a dumb ****?

2. Ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?

3. If I throw a stick, will you go away?

4. You are so ugly the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

5. Your wife is like a brick; flat on both sides, dirty, and gets layed by Mexicans. (no racist)


Top 5 reasons to kill yourself



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This thread took an unfortunate turn.
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post #47 of 89 (permalink) Old 11-06-2009, 04:00 PM
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1 Because you are peado'd a child (or facilitated it)
2 Because you killed a kid (one actually born)
3 Because you tortured an animal, or killed a pet
4 Because you pissed me off
5 Because you missed the opportunity to suck my balls

Top 5 members you are glad aren't posting anymore (ahem* thenegation *ahem)

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post #48 of 89 (permalink) Old 11-06-2009, 04:09 PM
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1. Heelhooker.
2. Kryptonite (even though his other eprsona seemed ok).
3. Egangster.
4. Horus Ra.
5. CharlieZ.

Top Five chat up lines.


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4 trying to teach your willy to read
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1 I'm English (Doesn't work in UK)
2 I'll pay 50 and no more
3 You're very mature for your age
4 You are very young for your age
5 Thank you sir may I have another!

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1 I'm English (Doesn't work in UK)
I'm from the UK too. I generally give them roofies.

As you didn't post a question, I'm just going to translate that as top five sexiest users on the site:

1. NGH.
2. NGH.
3. NGH.
4. NGH.
5. CharlieZ.

Top Five Ways to paper cut your balls.


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