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Old 11-06-2009, 03:56 PM   #51 (permalink)
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1 masturbating into the bible
2 masturbating into your sisters diary
3 masturbating into a pile of monopoly money
4 trying to teach your willy to read
5 wearing oragami pants

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Old 11-06-2009, 04:15 PM   #52 (permalink)
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1. trucks, suvs etc
2. most people dont signal or use indicators when driving
3. tipping in restaurants
4. drinking age 21
5. health care

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Old 11-06-2009, 04:32 PM   #53 (permalink)
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1. Your partner is xeberus in a wig.
2. Your partner has a penis.
3. Your partner is me.
4. Your partner leaves you.
5. Your partner cheats on you with xeberus.

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Old 11-06-2009, 05:56 PM   #54 (permalink)
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1 - with an exacto knife while opening an envelope
2 - by getting mad at a first-person shooter game and throwing the controller hard and hitting the kid in the face resulting in his demise
3 - by peeing in your sleep in the baby bed drowning the kid
4 - by getting drunk and passing out on top of the child
5 - by listening to heavy metal and getting too into it, headbanging your child to death and not realizing it

Also a great insult comes from The Way of the Gun..."tell that **** to shut her f*cking face before I come over there and f*ckstart her head"

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Old 11-07-2009, 10:44 AM   #55 (permalink)
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1. Oatmeal Crisp
2. Crispix
3. Our Compliments Oatie-Os
4. Our Compliments Crispy Rice
5. French Toast Crunch!
Oats? What, fresh out of gruel?

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Traci Lords
Jenna Jameson
Sylvia Saint
Ron Jeremy
John Holmes
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1. trucks, suvs etc
2. most people dont signal or use indicators when driving
3. tipping in restaurants
4. drinking age 21
5. health care
I've seen Jerry Springer, I know there is weirder shit in America than that list.

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The Ricky Gervais sees dead people one
Quest for the holy grail
Kung pow enter the fist (hehehe, 'that's not even physically possible' hehehe)
South Park (though I'm bored of the tv series)
Jam, not a movie but I otherwise ran out of ideas
Weak effort. Ghost Town was so funny you forgot the title?

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1. Carbon
2. Nitrogen
3. Oxygen
4. Helium
5. Hydrogen
Boring. Wheres the Xenon, Einsteinium and Plutonium?

Top 5 cures for Insomnia?
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Old 11-07-2009, 02:53 PM   #56 (permalink)
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5 Thank you sir may I have another!
Haha, are you referring to a hardcore porn? In that case, I think i know it.
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Old 11-07-2009, 02:59 PM   #57 (permalink)
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1. Counting sheep, but for every sheep take a shot.

2. benzos/sleeping pills

3. church

4. sex until you cant stay awake

5. read vogue in a bubble bath listening to enya while drinking red wine until you almost drown
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Old 11-07-2009, 07:01 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Old 11-07-2009, 07:40 PM   #60 (permalink)
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hry you im not drunk, just a little tipsy.

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