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post #61 of 89 (permalink) Old 11-07-2009, 08:23 PM
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Top 5 ways of spending a weekend morning, other than sex.


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1. Red wine
2. Vogue
3. Bubble bath
4. Doesn't mind sharing
5. Sense of humor

Top 5 ways of spending a weekend morning, other than sex.
1. Going out for breakfast
2. Relaxing on the couch watching tv
3. Going for a long walk
4. Watching old MMA fights
5. Sex... oh wait

Top five Fedor fights
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1 Fed v Brett (just for recentness)
2 Randleman v Fed
3 Hunt v Fed
4 Fujita v Fed
5 Naruto v Fed

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1. Show him my tallywhacker.
2. Make a reference to Scrubs.
3. Show him my tallywackher touching D.P.'s nose.
4. Make a really obscure referance to Scrubs.
5. Show him my tallywhacker in rice pudding.

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1 - with an exacto knife while opening an envelope
2 - by getting mad at a first-person shooter game and throwing the controller hard and hitting the kid in the face resulting in his demise
3 - by peeing in your sleep in the baby bed drowning the kid
4 - by getting drunk and passing out on top of the child
5 - by listening to heavy metal and getting too into it, headbanging your child to death and not realizing it
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1. First time I made out with my wife
2. First Home run in baseball (happened to be off of a pitch my ultra competitive cousin threw to me...who went on to play college ball and be way better then me)
3. First time I got a hat trick in soccer
4. First time I knocked out a guy (also in soccer...****er should have stopped diving, I told him not to)
5. Getting married
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1. Why are you such a dumb ****?

2. Ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?

3. If I throw a stick, will you go away?

4. You are so ugly the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

5. Your wife is like a brick; flat on both sides, dirty, and gets layed by Mexicans. (no racist)

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1) Cuz I said so
2) Cuz this thread is sponsored by Chuck Norris
3) Cuz it's the cool thing to do
4) Cuz everytime you do, an angel gets its wings
5) Cuz if you don't, that little girl who died on her girl scout trip 25 years ago to this day will haunt you and bring you bad luck forever, so please forward this thread to at least 10 people and tomorrow someone you like will tell you that they have a crush on you.
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1 By being a big meanie
2 Post very distracting porn
3 Stop me from posting - his heart will break and he won't be able to bring himself to post
4 Now I'm thinking about porn
5 If he likes babies maybe he likes pregnant women porn, personally pregnant woman is like cyanide for my boner

Top 5 Maybe Fedor will lose this time moments

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Top 5 Maybe Fedor will lose this time moments
1. Last night taking shots from brett on the ground.
2. Randleman power bombing fedor
3. arlovski outstriking fedor for a couple min
4. fujita landing a huge right on fedor's chin and he stumbles
5. lindland cuts fedor

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1. Last night taking shots from brett on the ground.
2. Randleman power bombing fedor
3. arlovski outstriking fedor for a couple min
4. fujita landing a huge right on fedor's chin and he stumbles
5. lindland cuts fedor

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Five guys

backyard

varsity

hardees

burger king

top 5 fanbases that annoy u and the same sport cannot he used more then once (hint: Alabama crimson tide better be in there)

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1. Crocop fans (although they don't have much to cheer about)
2. Essendon fans (Australian football)
3. Manchester UTD fans
4. Ferrari fans (formula 1)
5. Uhh....Crimson Tide? (because they...umm...aren't very sporting chaps?)

Top 5 most unpleasant demographics

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Nog's only chance is one of his miracle submissions, after taking a beating the entire fight.
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But its not gay if you watch it with a hot chik.
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