Originally Posted by Negative1
You knew you couldn't follow suit and make a proper story involving alcohol like the rest of us and it made you embarrassed and depressed. You prayed to Yahweh for help but no dice then you hung yourself then left the rest of us with a giant thumbs up at your funeral.
Actually the story is: "my friend was telling me how lonely he is and how he has no friends, he became depressed and prayed all his life for love and friendship, but it never came, and now he wants to commit suicide."
Then I said "Cool story bro."