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post #1 of 38 (permalink) Old 11-24-2009, 10:14 PM Thread Starter
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Who the, what the? Sex starved women **** a Man in church

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Three women kidnapped an 18-year-old man in Chitungwiza and forced him to be intimate with one of them at a cathedral in Harareís city centre on Tuesday,

On Tuesday, the manís employer sent him on an errand to Makoni Shopping Centre

As he made his way to the bustling shopping centre at around 3pm, a cream Toyota Corolla suddenly pulled beside him, three women got out and bundled him into the vehicle before driving to Harareís Roman Catholic Cathedral along Fourth Street where they locked him in a room.

At around 8pm, one of the women returned and forced the man to be intimate with her, sources say.

Afterwards, it is alleged the daring woman phoned the wife of the manís employer and told her that the victim was safe and they should not worry about his whereabouts.

The following morning at around 7am, the three women forced the young man into their vehicle and drove to Machipisa Shopping Centre where they dumped him.

The man made a report at Machipisa Police Station. No arrests had been made and police were hunting for the suspects.

Harare provincial police spokesperson Inspector James Sabau, confirmed the incident and said investigations were in progress.
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A women raped a man? What? Apparently I am dreaming and can't wake up.

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How exactly does that even work. He'd have to actually want it...as in...get hard to even do anything.

Unless they forced him to...well...you know...

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How ugly does a girl have to be that noone will have sex with her? Put a sign outside your house and I am sure a few guys will come a knockin.

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Yea how ugly must that girl have been?

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yeah seriously what did they do... make him take viagra or something? or peg him or what? But yeah if the mans filing for **** then the woman are probably pretty freaking ugly.
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Afterwards, it is alleged the daring woman phoned the wife of the manís employer and told her that the victim was safe and they should not worry about his whereabouts.
HERE!

here is where their error is.
by contacting the wife of the employer it's simple to say that:

1) the target was not random.
2) the kidnappers were already familiar with the target.
3) the kidnappers were familiar with the employer's wife.

let me paint the picture for you. wives of mangers, guys who have been on the job for years, maybe decades, now out of shape behind a desk and no longer attractive as they once were, see this handsome younger guy working at their husband's place of business. now the kid's not gonna risk his job for a piece of ass, especially not his boss's piece of ass, forget about three of his bosses pieces of ass, and the wives know this. so, as wives of the rich do (just want desperate housewives), they conspire together to "kidnap" the hot kid, pop him a purple pill, wait an hour, hop on pop one at a time, cover their tracks with an "i got a phone call" alibi and return him once their done with their deed.

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article is bullshit, just my non-professional opinon

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Well the source is sketchy but I believe everything I read on the internet due to my faith that mankind is always honest.

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Man, that guy had to been happy...

Getting kidnapped = terrible
taken to a church = Oh shi-
locked in a room of said church = I messed myself...
women coming in and shagging you = SUCCESS!


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Although I would actually quiet appreciate random woman taking me away by force for sex - I can't say women raping men is any different a crime than men raping women. Erection is in no way consent, just like lubrication in women isn't consent. And an erection might not have been involved in the **** - maybe they just pushed his shit up.

Though I think the story is prob not true - and we don't even know what country it's in or how sexy/hidious the women are.

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