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post #10131 of 32427 (permalink) Old 02-05-2011, 01:59 AM
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Whoa.. I just got blue balled.. I never get blue balled.

This is a sad day gentlemen..
if it makes you feel any better i got cock blocked by snow

i have a girl who would bang me right now. right now! in unnatural ways, and she is 7/10.



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post #10132 of 32427 (permalink) Old 02-05-2011, 02:20 AM
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Sex is overrated.

Why can't you guys just sit down with a good novel and be happy?

Men are pigs.

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post #10133 of 32427 (permalink) Old 02-05-2011, 02:22 AM
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Sex is overrated.

Why can't you guys just sit down with a good novel and be happy?

Men are pigs.

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I thought that was the same thing?

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post #10134 of 32427 (permalink) Old 02-05-2011, 02:24 AM
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Sex is overrated.

Why can't you guys just sit down with a good novel and be happy?

Men are pigs.

Note: This post may not be an accurate representation of M.C studio's opinion on the subject. This post may contain peanuts, and may cause liver failure. If you have trouble sleeping at night, fap twice then call your doctor in the morning. This post should not be taken if you are preggo, otherwise your baby will come out retarded, and not George Bush retarded, but drown in your soup while eating retarded.
Half way down I started putting on my shoes to go find the man who had killed MC and hacked his account ;D



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I thought that was the same thing?
no Obama is the soup one.....


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I put the hang in the hangover. Don't know how it's quite logic but now you know my life is a total agony atm.

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Going to a party for my entire semester tonight, 210 people and an open bar

Imma be barking like a seal at hot women, knowing that the misses is back home nursing a cold :P


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I was hoping my ACL was just torn but its been three days now and its still just as weak and painful, in the past it's started to heal by now so back to my depression.

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