Cold as tits here. I can't believe how cold it's been lately.
Earlier today I went to the gas station to get some jerky/snacks, and while I was there I asked the girl at the register what their return policy for lottery tickets are. That was a fun discussion.
Now, I'm sitting at home, bored out of my effing mind. I think porn is in order, or perhaps porn. Actually, since today is thursday, I might go out and rent some PORN.
"You lack the requisite spine and testicular fortitude to study under me"