Cold as tits here. I can't believe how cold it's been lately.
Earlier today I went to the gas station to get some jerky/snacks, and while I was there I asked the girl at the register what their return policy for lottery tickets are. That was a fun discussion.
Now, I'm sitting at home, bored out of my effing mind. I think porn is in order, or perhaps porn. Actually, since today is thursday, I might go out and rent some PORN.
"You lack the requisite spine and testicular fortitude to study under me"
“You do not know the first note of the music that moves me.”