This made me giddy
On another board I frequent, the fitness subforum has this idea that you should never eat more than half a banana, probably leftover carbs-are-bad hysteria from 2004.
If I had a dime for every time I read the phrase "half a banana" on there, I'd push the Maybach one day, the Benz the next. On a mother****in boat.
So I got giddy too, but because I felt like I was getting away with something.
I only ran 3.25 miles today, between the running and the pain meds I have a terrible stomachache, but I had to eat because I got so hungry.
The gym was full of resolutioners strolling, not walking, STROLLING, in a leisurely fashion on the treadmills. I know it's evil, but I dislike these people with a fiery passion. I want to put on military-issue gray sweats and run them around the parking lot while screaming at them through a bullhorn.