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post #12421 of 32427 (permalink) Old 05-05-2011, 02:07 AM
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I was hanging out with my younger cousin in walmart earlier today. We were looking and talking about condoms. He was talking about needing some in case he got "lucky" with this girl. As we're walking away he doesn't grab any, and I'm like "hey ill give you money to buy them if you don't got it". He tells me he's to embarrassed to take them to the counter. I grab the largest thing of lubricated condoms I can find I take them to the first open counter plop them down, pokeface the checker, when they look at me i'm like "im getting laid. sup?".



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Nice, Xeb. I'd bone you.

I just watched the new episode of South Park, and it was the most unfunny episode I've seen from them.

I didn't laugh one single tiny little time, my face was blank the whole episode. The ending was very, very slightly amusing, a small smirk. I'd probaby rather clone myself, then continue to hump myself in my own ear, than watch that episode again.
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Nice, Xeb. I'd bone you.
..not if i bone you first




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Nice, Xeb. I'd bone you.

I just watched the new episode of South Park, and it was the most unfunny episode I've seen from them.

I didn't laugh one single tiny little time, my face was blank the whole episode. The ending was very, very slightly amusing, a small smirk. I'd probaby rather clone myself, then continue to hump myself in my own ear, than watch that episode again.
south park has gotten kinda crap since season 9 started, most of them just sound like payouts of a product or event, not like original ones like scott tenorman must die and shite


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Nice, Xeb. I'd bone you.

I just watched the new episode of South Park, and it was the most unfunny episode I've seen from them.

I didn't laugh one single tiny little time, my face was blank the whole episode. The ending was very, very slightly amusing, a small smirk. I'd probaby rather clone myself, then continue to hump myself in my own ear, than watch that episode again.
Think that was the point lol

Also, the Tyler Perry references were awesome.

Note; Tyler Perry is a hack

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I don't know, it was painfully unfunny, like they tried way too hard or simply had no ideas.

The ending when they closed the metal box and buried it, that made me smile a bit. Other than that, man.. that was bad.

Especailly since coming off of last week.
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Think that was the point lol

Also, the Tyler Perry references were awesome.

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tyler perry isn't a hack, no one else can produce as much unfunny shit as he does, you want comedy watch joey diaz,joe rogan,louis ck,dave chappelle,chris rock etc.


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Xeb -

There are new episodes of South Park?

Edit: Shit, there is. 2 episodes.

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Xeb -

There are new episodes of South Park?

Edit: Shit, there is. 2 episodes.
Indeed there is, I'm gonna check out the newest installment as soon as I get home today, but the first episode was epic! At least if you dislike Apple like I do




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