Just got a sweet ass phone call from my wife. Bitching at me asking why I'm not awake when I have to babysit. Why the house isn't clean and why my daughter hasn't had a bath.
Well the house isn't getting cleaned because I ******* cleaned it last night like I said I was going to, so it's already cleaned. My Daughter takes 10 minutes to take a bath, which she's already out of the bath, and I don't have to babysit for another 2 ******* hours. Also, I was already awake anyways. Don't know how someone can possibly sleep with a 3 year old and a 45lb dog jumping all over their face.
I LOVE being treated like a god damn 10 year old.