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post #12971 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-08-2011, 02:58 AM
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Rusty you are a hero

I was with my girlfriend and well we were.. Duh we were ******* what the hell else would I be doing with my girlfriend with her pinned to the bed.. Anyways I don't know what was going on (besides ******* her) or what I was thinking but I called out accidently a name. It was accidently her moms name and some other stuffs.

I uh.. not getting laid for a long time
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post #12973 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-08-2011, 03:51 AM
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It's how you use it that matters .... right?
Yeah... yeah, thats exactly what it is buddy, no worries !

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Very true. You get one inch for every million rep points. Thems the rules!






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post #12976 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-08-2011, 04:25 AM
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watching man vs wild, i wish i knew all of bears survival skills, i hate most reptiles and komodo dragons will destroy you


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watching man vs wild, i wish i knew all of bears survival skills, i hate most reptiles and komodo dragons will destroy you
New series starts on Monday in the UK! Can't wait. I don't even care that he isn't always in 'survival situations' or on his own. The fact is the show is amazing, and he clearly has an amazing amount of knowledge.

I just spent more money than I currently have... I guess that's what credit cards are for right? I'll pay it off in the winter, summer is for spending!






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New series starts on Monday in the UK! Can't wait. I don't even care that he isn't always in 'survival situations' or on his own. The fact is the show is amazing, and he clearly has an amazing amount of knowledge.

I just spent more money than I currently have... I guess that's what credit cards are for right? I'll pay it off in the winter, summer is for spending!
yeah i even like him way more than steve irwin because he knows how to survive anything and kill anything, where steve just likes to handle and preserve animals, screw that i wanna kill those cobras and vipers and make a belt out of them


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yeah i even like him way more than steve irwin because he knows how to survive anything and kill anything, where steve just likes to handle and preserve animals, screw that i wanna kill those cobras and vipers and make a belt out of them
LOL. Can't say I agree, I absolutely loved Steve Irwin. The guy was the absolute man, he was eccentric, funny and did more for conservation than almost any other human being. You could see his passion in everything he did. I still watch his programs when I see them on documentary channels.

Althought belt made out of cobras and vipers, mixed together, would be badass. Not just the skin though. Have the actual jaw and fangs as the buckle. The world would implode with the awesomeness.






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LOL. Can't say I agree, I absolutely loved Steve Irwin. The guy was the absolute man, he was eccentric, funny and did more for conservation than almost any other human being.

Althought belt made out of cobras and vipers, mixed together, would be badass. Not just the skin though. Have the actual jaw and fangs as the buckle. The world would implode with the awesomeness.
hell yeah van hellsing snake murder belt ftw


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