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post #13221 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-27-2011, 07:25 PM
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Absolutely ridiculous, that right there is my WTF moment for the day.

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post #13222 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-28-2011, 12:26 AM
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According to forbes magazine Justin Bieber made 52 mln dollars last year alone, ridiculous.
The sad thing is he probably also banged more chicks than any of us.




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The sad thing is he probably also banged more chicks than any of us.
or more goth dudes


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post #13224 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-28-2011, 08:09 AM
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I just realized I can manipulate women with compliments. Yesterday I complimented one of the girls I usually hang out with after lectures on her legs and today the other girls who were with us all wore short skirts.

Coincidence? I don't think so.

Tomorrow I'm gonna say nice boobs.




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post #13225 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-28-2011, 08:41 AM
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I just realized I can manipulate women with compliments. Yesterday I complimented one of the girls I usually hang out with after lectures on her legs and today the other girls who were with us all wore short skirts.

Coincidence? I don't think so.

Tomorrow I'm gonna say nice boobs.
I guess saying good sexual intercourse to one chick would be a tad too much?

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I'm trying to pop a pimple on my fore head.

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I'm trying to pop a pimple on my fore head.
eewww that's gonna leave a scar


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post #13228 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-28-2011, 09:28 AM
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I guess saying good sexual intercourse to one chick would be a tad too much?
There are elegant and funny ways to say "Nice boobs!" with me not getting slapped in the face. There's no way I can say "Hey... wanna bang?" that would result in me walking away unscathed. I think.

If you know a way, please share.




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There are elegant and funny ways to say "Nice boobs!" with me not getting slapped in the face. There's no way I can say "Hey... wanna bang?" that would result in me walking away unscathed. I think.

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you can say to 2 women that you like, ill be the bread why dont you be peanut butter and you be jelly and together we'll be a peanut butter and jelly sandwich


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post #13230 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-28-2011, 09:58 AM
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you can say to 2 women that you like, ill be the bread why dont you be peanut butter and you be jelly and together we'll be a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Sadly, that wouldn't work. People in this country don't know what a PBJ sandwich is.




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