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post #14101 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-16-2011, 11:35 AM
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I was driving to work and I get behind this van, and he's going slow and that's okay I'm not in a hurry I have enough time to bang a prostitute and watch the new planet of the apes movie and still make it to work on time. Anyways on this hill that slopes down very slightly but is pretty long they start going 25mph.. It's a 55mph zone and I'm just riding the he'll out of my brakes. I think I'm in a fast car I'll just pass him really quick and I do. Well a little later on I'm going through a semi-residential zone and it's 40mph. I see in my rear view this guy in a van just hauling ass, I'm watching him so much so that I miss this cop hiding by a bush til it's to late I'm like 50 in a 40. Just about that time this van passes me going probably 70-75ish. The cop passes me shortly after, pulls the guy over as I'm passing I honk briefly they both look over I point at the guy and yell out "jackass" while laughing my ass off.

Wonder if he lucked out and just got a bunch of tickets or if they took em in



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post #14102 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-16-2011, 11:41 AM
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I was driving to work and I get behind this van, and he's going slow and that's okay I'm not in a hurry I have enough time to bang a prostitute and watch the new planet of the apes movie and still make it to work on time. Anyways on this hill that slopes down very slightly but is pretty long they start going 25mph.. It's a 55mph zone and I'm just riding the he'll out of my brakes. I think I'm in a fast car I'll just pass him really quick and I do. Well a little later on I'm going through a semi-residential zone and it's 40mph. I see in my rear view this guy in a van just hauling ass, I'm watching him so much so that I miss this cop hiding by a bush til it's to late I'm like 50 in a 40. Just about that time this van passes me going probably 70-75ish. The cop passes me shortly after, pulls the guy over as I'm passing I honk briefly they both look over I point at the guy and yell out "jackass" while laughing my ass off.

Wonder if he lucked out and just got a bunch of tickets or if they took em in
Well, you made me laugh...
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post #14103 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-16-2011, 11:57 AM
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Just found out my childhood best friend, the kid who i grew up with passed away a couple of hours ago. Although we didn't hang around anymore (people, friends change through time) i still feel like shit.
Aww man, so sorry to hear that. Let me know if there's anything I can do
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post #14104 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-16-2011, 12:05 PM
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I was driving to work and I get behind this van, and he's going slow and that's okay I'm not in a hurry I have enough time to bang a prostitute and watch the new planet of the apes movie and still make it to work on time. Anyways on this hill that slopes down very slightly but is pretty long they start going 25mph.. It's a 55mph zone and I'm just riding the he'll out of my brakes. I think I'm in a fast car I'll just pass him really quick and I do. Well a little later on I'm going through a semi-residential zone and it's 40mph. I see in my rear view this guy in a van just hauling ass, I'm watching him so much so that I miss this cop hiding by a bush til it's to late I'm like 50 in a 40. Just about that time this van passes me going probably 70-75ish. The cop passes me shortly after, pulls the guy over as I'm passing I honk briefly they both look over I point at the guy and yell out "jackass" while laughing my ass off.

Wonder if he lucked out and just got a bunch of tickets or if they took em in
I once did somethin similar.


Without the jackass part...

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post #14105 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-16-2011, 02:11 PM
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I come onto MMAF to see that BobbyCooper is entirely in red...

Never thought I'd see that.

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post #14106 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-16-2011, 02:24 PM
 
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I come onto MMAF to see that BobbyCooper is entirely in red...

Never thought I'd see that.
Tip - Don't neg the wrong admins A few of them could turn me full red in one hit. Which makes the 'untouchable' title a bit inaccurate...






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post #14107 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-16-2011, 02:35 PM
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Tip - Don't neg the wrong admins A few of them could turn me full red in one hit. Which makes the 'untouchable' title a bit inaccurate...
That's hilarious. He was negging everyone and told me he was going to turn me red if I didn't quit green repping him
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post #14108 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-16-2011, 02:46 PM
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He got one last neg in with me......Kinda sad I picture him behind his computer like this




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post #14109 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-16-2011, 02:46 PM
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post #14110 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-16-2011, 03:48 PM
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So he was negging everybody? Damn I felt special there for a second
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