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Old 08-17-2011, 11:22 PM   #14191 (permalink)
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ain't got shit on me apparently. I have never done so much different shit and done to me than yesterday, ridiculous.
Lol what dude?? I could not understand a damn thing you just said. That guy in the picture is a pornstar i think, so im extremely curious what you were trying to say.

If he is a pornstar and you said "I have never done so much different shit and done to me" that makes me think someone probably shuved certain items in your pooper. Lmfao

I hope thats not the case...actually i do hope thats the case because il die of laughter.

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dragging my ass in from a brutal day. Got an OSB splinter the size of a tent stake driven aaallll the way under my fingernail.

Got my old buddy Jim Beam to help me dig it out with a knife and hemostats tonight. If that doesn't work I'll be seeing a doc tomorrow.
A doc?? what!! Dont do that, thats an insult to your man hood. What you need to do is figure out how far down the splinter went down. Then just pour some jim bean on the finger and take a swig and then cut the finger off where the splinter ends.!

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Old 08-17-2011, 11:23 PM   #14192 (permalink)
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Killing time (and double posting) until the pain meds kick in then I'm digging that sucker out.



Got every thing I need except drunken courage and that's on it's way



that slightly blue streak in the middle of my nail is a HUGE chunk of blue osb.



I'm gonna try tpo dig that sucker out because the 1st thing a doc will do is remove the nail.

....just a little drunkier

edit: I told that woman Jim beam but she done slpuurgeded on Crown Royal.

I'm almost ready.......to cry
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Old 08-17-2011, 11:37 PM   #14193 (permalink)
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Killing time (and double posting) until the pain meds kick in then I'm digging that sucker out.



Got every thing I need except drunken courage and that's on it's way



that slightly blue streak in the middle of my nail is a HUGE chunk of blue osb.



I'm gonna try tpo dig that sucker out because the 1st thing a doc will do is remove the nail.

....just a little drunkier

edit: I told that woman Jim beam but she done slpuurgeded on Crown Royal.

I'm almost ready.......to cry
yeah that looks pretty damn brutal. Like i said.. get drunk and cut your finger off down to where the nail begins. Evolution gave you 10 so cutting a portion of 1 off doesnt really matter.
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Old 08-17-2011, 11:46 PM   #14194 (permalink)
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yeah that looks pretty damn brutal. Like i said.. get drunk and cut your finger off down to where the nail begins. Evolution gave you 10 so cutting a portion of 1 off doesnt really matter.
SIDEWAYS!1 MY BUDDY!! I almost forgot you were on ignore! I said I'd take you off if simbody said something good about you and well.... they did. a bunch of em here laytey.

so while we're talkin waht happened to my frien eliteblood??? it's so hard to keep up
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Killing time (and double posting) until the pain meds kick in then I'm digging that sucker out.



Got every thing I need except drunken courage and that's on it's way



that slightly blue streak in the middle of my nail is a HUGE chunk of blue osb.



I'm gonna try tpo dig that sucker out because the 1st thing a doc will do is remove the nail.

....just a little drunkier

edit: I told that woman Jim beam but she done slpuurgeded on Crown Royal.

I'm almost ready.......to cry
Stop. I have done this, it will work its way out enough to grab it with tweezers in a day or so. It will unfortunately be extremely uncomfortable until then and drive you bonkers.
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Stop. I have done this, it will work its way out enough to grab it with tweezers in a day or so. It will unfortunately be extremely uncomfortable until then and drive you bonkers.
Toxic! shhhh

He's got a knife, a bottle of whiskey and a camera... Throw in some duct tape and he could probably fix the economy. Old you cut that wooden bastard out

Good luck oldy! Also if theres a lot of blood.. I mean a lot of blood call 911.
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