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post #14201 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-18-2011, 05:10 AM
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Toxic! shhhh

He's got a knife, a bottle of whiskey and a camera... Throw in some duct tape and he could probably fix the economy. Old you cut that wooden bastard out

Good luck oldy! Also if theres a lot of blood.. I mean a lot of blood call 911.
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you guys are such p**sies. i don't have insurance at the moment. So a splinter removal like this would cost me about $400 at the Dr. all this one cost is a hangover.

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post #14202 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-18-2011, 05:19 AM
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you guys are such p**sies. i don't have insurance at the moment. So a splinter removal like this would cost me about $400 at the Dr. all this one cost is a hangover.
LOL Holy shit. I've cut it like that while working (as a sheet metal worker and at a restaurant) and it's really not that big of a deal. But I do admit that it looks pretty damn nasty. It'll hurt for a few days tho. Just keep it clean all the time, so that you won't get infections. Some kind of alcohol would be best every now and then, but really, it'll work with just water as well.
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post #14203 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-18-2011, 05:26 AM
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Thats not a splinter bro.......That's half the damn tree!! You're a tough ole bastard lol. I have had some nasty ones like that but never under the nail....yeesh



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post #14204 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-18-2011, 05:33 AM
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you guys are such p**sies. i don't have insurance at the moment. So a splinter removal like this would cost me about $400 at the Dr. all this one cost is a hangover.

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Captain America booboo patch. That's the biggest chunk beside me there. most of it came out in tiny pieces.

LOL! holy sh*t I need to visit this thread more often, apparently this is the place to be.

I must admit that is pretty manly oldy. Looks nasty as hell. Makes me happy I live in Sweden where healthcare is free & you don't need insurance. But I guess my macho-points can never compare to a 50 year old cowboy who fixes his problems with a knife and whiskey. Congratz old one you are a real man.
PS. Not being sarcastic.

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post #14205 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-18-2011, 05:35 AM
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you guys are such p**sies. i don't have insurance at the moment. So a splinter removal like this would cost me about $400 at the Dr. all this one cost is a hangover.

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LIKE A BOSS!

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post #14206 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-18-2011, 06:07 AM
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post #14207 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-18-2011, 06:12 AM
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Oldie, that is a beast!


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post #14208 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-18-2011, 06:20 AM
 
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post #14209 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-18-2011, 06:28 AM
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SIDEWAYS!1 MY BUDDY!! I almost forgot you were on ignore! I said I'd take you off if simbody said something good about you and well.... they did. a bunch of em here laytey.

so while we're talkin waht happened to my frien eliteblood??? it's so hard to keep up
Haha have people been saying good stuff about me?? I had no idea. Good to know I knew id grow on people.

Eliteblood?? Im not so sure. Is there a specific reason you are asking me? I can be forgetful at times.. sorry.
And next time warn me before you put me on ignore!! I feel like a jerk quoting you this whole time.










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you guys are such p**sies. i don't have insurance at the moment. So a splinter removal like this would cost me about $400 at the Dr. all this one cost is a hangover.

in progress



still in there



Gone



Captain America booboo patch. That's the biggest chunk beside me there. most of it came out in tiny pieces.



I understand that you dont have insurance, it happens.

But

Whats your excuse for not having any nail clippers?? Look at them beasts on your finger. You could poke an eye out with those things
Not to mention that you are hording dirt between them. Some people really cant throw anything away can they XD



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God dammit... i tried repping you and it didnt let me. I was going to write "You are a man among men good sir"

grrrrr im very upset that it didnt let me >_<


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post #14210 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-18-2011, 07:31 AM
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Lol what dude?? I could not understand a damn thing you just said. That guy in the picture is a pornstar i think, so im extremely curious what you were trying to say.

If he is a pornstar and you said "I have never done so much different shit and done to me" that makes me think someone probably shuved certain items in your pooper. Lmfao

I hope thats not the case...actually i do hope thats the case because il die of laughter.

Explainnnnnn!!! plzzz

Well, to keep it short, after this week i could probably teach him a thing or do.

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