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Old 08-18-2011, 01:54 PM   #14221 (permalink)

 
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I wash my hands after sexy time, occasionally after using the bathroom. I have this cool trick, every morning I wash my dick, then I'm set for the rest of the day when I piss, it's a huge time saver ;D
I tried that but then I realised I always end up pissing all over myself anyways so don't bother anymore.
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Old 08-18-2011, 02:51 PM   #14222 (permalink)
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I tried that but then I realised I always end up pissing all over myself anyways so don't bother anymore.
I do that most often when I'm drinking and peeing a lot. It's easy to get splashback but I just keep my distance from the pisser and I avoid it most of the time. With a toilet it's a little easier I have a patented shake move that seems to work


I just made a dental appointment for myself. My teeth don't hurt, and no problems just been a while since I've been. I'm getting ******* old
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Old 08-18-2011, 02:58 PM   #14223 (permalink)
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I do that most often when I'm drinking and peeing a lot. It's easy to get splashback but I just keep my distance from the pisser and I avoid it most of the time. With a toilet it's a little easier I have a patented shake move that seems to work


I just made a dental appointment for myself. My teeth don't hurt, and no problems just been a while since I've been. I'm getting ******* old
Try being 5'6 while keeping your distance from the pisser.
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I do that most often when I'm drinking and peeing a lot. It's easy to get splashback but I just keep my distance from the pisser and I avoid it most of the time. With a toilet it's a little easier I have a patented shake move that seems to work


I just made a dental appointment for myself. My teeth don't hurt, and no problems just been a while since I've been. I'm getting ******* old
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Try being 5'6 while keeping your distance from the pisser.
I've gotten to the stage now, that after 10pm on a night out, EVERY bar/club toilet has about an inch of piss on the floor. So, I piss on the floor. If I have to stand in 200 other dudes piss, they have to stand in mine.
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I wash my hands after sexy time, occasionally after using the bathroom. I have this cool trick, every morning I wash my dick, then I'm set for the rest of the day when I piss, it's a huge time saver ;D
Haha i think i saw that one on Tosh.o or something
It was some kind of comedian show anyway.
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I've gotten to the stage now, that after 10pm on a night out, EVERY bar/club toilet has about an inch of piss on the floor. So, I piss on the floor. If I have to stand in 200 other dudes piss, they have to stand in mine.
I learn something new every day. Can't they just piss in the alley like civilized people?

Going to judo in a few. I'm going to get there early, as we are encouraged to do, so we can stand around and bullshit, b/c according to my sensei, "judo is social." Then I watch the women who paid $75 over and above their gym membership to do partner pad work watch me go to work. I frolic in the mist of their sweet jealousy.
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Old 08-18-2011, 05:22 PM   #14229 (permalink)
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I learn something new every day. Can't they just piss in the alley like civilized people?

Going to judo in a few. I'm going to get there early, as we are encouraged to do, so we can stand around and bullshit, b/c according to my sensei, "judo is social." Then I watch the women who paid $75 over and above their gym membership to do partner pad work watch me go to work. I frolic in the mist of their sweet jealousy.
Cool, I just switched from Judo to BJJ/Submission wrestling & found that class to be way more social then the Judo class. Acually that is probably the biggest reason that I switched. I really do wish there was a class of all 3 or just every kind of grappling available in one class. Grappling has made me addicted & I almost regret "wasting" a bunch of time on Taekwondo & Muay Thai.....but then I think about it and nah, it's just all F-ing awsome but I do regret all those years doing nothing & only going to a regular wheightlifting gym. Damn I could have been a brownbelt by now!
How long have you been doing Judo swp?
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