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Old 08-19-2011, 11:50 AM   #14251 (permalink)
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My neighbor called me over last night. She's not to bad looking for a lady the size of a VW bug. Anyways she called me over last night cause she set a sticky trap and caught a mouse and it was still alive... If you can't tell this is not a sexy story nor is it going to turn into one. I end up just taking the mouse outside and well.. Stomps aren't just effective on humans on a hard surface. She ends up crying over the demise of the mouse. I think I did the humane thing, I mean I could have just drowned the poor fella but no I decided to make it quick and pretty much painless at the costs of getting blood and bits of popped mouse on my shoe.

Rauno! You should play this awesome game I've been playing for years. It's called get drunk and bang some chicks. The goal is to get drunk and then bang some chicks. If you win the prize is.. getting drunk and banging some chicks
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Old 08-19-2011, 12:06 PM   #14252 (permalink)
 
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And the runner-up prize is - getting drunk! :P
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And the booby prize is getting drunk and banging a tranny.

I mean... urr... what's this game?
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Old 08-19-2011, 03:32 PM   #14254 (permalink)
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And the booby prize is getting drunk and banging a tranny.

I mean... urr... what's this game?
better banging the tranny than having the tranny bang you

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And he's driven all our lives in to the ground
When we woke up we were wasted and drunk
phil got shot, we got beaten by a monk
I was happy and my life was good,
getting married like a dentist should
roasting marshmallows on a stick
I got ****ed in the ass by a girl with a dick
and we're living here here in allentown
but they're taking teddy's finger now
and i'm pretty sure i'm going to lose my shit
and shoot allen in the face.
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And the runner-up prize is - getting drunk! :P
Not to shabby

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And the booby prize is getting drunk and banging a tranny.

I mean... urr... what's this game?


Well.. I believe that would be considered losing. The game is to get drunk and bang a chick but there are several rules to follow.

1. To win, the girl you bang must be within 2/10 of your x/10 rating. To determine such a rating ask your friends honestly or guess a number you believe is correct and subtract one. If she is better than you, you win with honors and are to be congratulated with high fives and possibly a free drink. If she is 2/10 or more below you, the win becomes a "push" unless she buys over 50% of your drinks, them the win would stand.

2. If you can drive a car without worry of going to jail you are not drunk enough or if you can't walk or have fuzzy vision and still feel you meet this requirement you qualify for an epic win.

3. If you bang the girl in the bathroom you get bonus points.

4. If she has a cock, you lose. If you approach a potential mark from behind and immediately realize she has a cock you may walk away and deny such an occurrence to friends but you are barred 24hours from a L-win.

5. You may only buy the girl two drinks only or your win becomes a
"push". This is not a limit on how much she can drink, only how many your money can purchase.

6. If she is 2/10 over you or a 10/10 (confirmed) you win regardless of other rules. If you meet all requirements for each rule your win is considered "Legendary".

7. If you get arrested you lose. If you satisfy the first three rules you may qualify for an "Epic" win.

8. You nor anyone you expected to see this evening my violate the drink rule.

9. She must be conscious and consenting.
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Well.. I believe that would be considered losing. The game is to get drunk and bang a chick but there are several rules to follow.

1. To win, the girl you bang must be within 2/10 of your x/10 rating. To determine such a rating ask your friends honestly or guess a number you believe is correct and subtract one. If she is better than you, you win with honors and are to be congratulated with high fives and possibly a free drink. If she is 2/10 or more below you, the win becomes a "push" unless she buys over 50% of your drinks, them the win would stand.

2. If you can drive a car without worry of going to jail you are not drunk enough or if you can't walk or have fuzzy vision and still feel you meet this requirement you qualify for an epic win.

3. If you bang the girl in the bathroom you get bonus points.

4. If she has a cock, you lose. If you approach a potential mark from behind and immediately realize she has a cock you may walk away and deny such an occurrence to friends but you are barred 24hours from a L-win.

5. You may only buy the girl two drinks only or your win becomes a
"push". This is not a limit on how much she can drink, only how many your money can purchase.

6. If she is 2/10 over you or a 10/10 (confirmed) you win regardless of other rules. If you meet all requirements for each rule your win is considered "Legendary".

7. If you get arrested you lose. If you satisfy the first three rules you may qualify for an "Epic" win.

8. You nor anyone you expected to see this evening my violate the drink rule.

9. She must be conscious and consenting.


You had to wait until the end to point that one out?
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You had to wait until the end to point that one out?
I was going to leave it out.. But I saw you reading this thread and imagined:

Sideways: psshh I'll have a legendary win before lunch bitch

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Old 08-19-2011, 04:57 PM   #14258 (permalink)
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The game is to get drunk and bang a chick but there are several rules to follow.

1. To win, the girl you bang must be within 2/10 of your x/10 rating. To determine such a rating ask your friends honestly or guess a number you believe is correct and subtract one. If she is better than you, you win with honors and are to be congratulated with high fives and possibly a free drink. If she is 2/10 or more below you, the win becomes a "push" unless she buys over 50% of your drinks, them the win would stand.

2. If you can drive a car without worry of going to jail you are not drunk enough or if you can't walk or have fuzzy vision and still feel you meet this requirement you qualify for an epic win.

3. If you bang the girl in the bathroom you get bonus points.

4. If she has a cock, you lose. If you approach a potential mark from behind and immediately realize she has a cock you may walk away and deny such an occurrence to friends but you are barred 24hours from a L-win.

5. You may only buy the girl two drinks only or your win becomes a
"push". This is not a limit on how much she can drink, only how many your money can purchase.

6. If she is 2/10 over you or a 10/10 (confirmed) you win regardless of other rules. If you meet all requirements for each rule your win is considered "Legendary".

7. If you get arrested you lose. If you satisfy the first three rules you may qualify for an "Epic" win.

8. You nor anyone you expected to see this evening my violate the drink rule.

9. She must be conscious and consenting.
I will frame this and put in my room.

I will call it...."THE ESSENCE OF LIFE"
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Old 08-19-2011, 05:01 PM   #14259 (permalink)
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The game has one faulty rule. If you bang a girl 2 higher or 10/10 your legendary, but if your already an ugly 2 or 3 then the girl will also still be an ugly 4 or 5. How is that lenendary? I could get 4's with a mask on lmao
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The game has one faulty rule. If you bang a girl 2 higher or 10/10 your legendary, but if your already an ugly 2 or 3 then the girl will also still be an ugly 4 or 5. How is that lenendary? I could get 4's with a mask on lmao
The thing is that a legit 2-3 is bad. I mean really bad. Like 30 year old neck beard fat guy with terribad acne can get 2/10. If this guy is getting laid at all is winning. I mean girls can do better than they are a lot easier than a guy can IMO. And now this guy has to perform in a bar/club and focus fire the ugliest chicks there only to be rejected. A 4/10 girl can probably still pull like a 6/10 guy whose been drinking. I feel like it'd be fair because of how much harder a guy like that would have doing it, even with typical muggy bar rats. Have you ever tried to get a 3/10 300lbs guy laid? I don't mean Brock lesnar 300lbs, I mean "has cheetos listed under hobbies on Facebook" 300lbs, bloody hard.
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