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post #14891 of 32427 (permalink) Old 09-11-2011, 11:40 PM
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post #14892 of 32427 (permalink) Old 09-12-2011, 02:29 AM
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I've thought this over many times before. I've always held the ole sperm bank as a just in case I need some quick cash. But then I start thinking...not of the random children running around. If those people are so desperate to have a child they would go to a bank then I'm pretty sure they would be taken care of. What bothers me is say I settle down have 2 or 3 kids of my own......Badda Bing my sperm bank son meets my daughter...or vise versa....if the people having my sperm bank child doesnt tell him or her.........
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I always wanted to do this but never found a place around here. Also i hear there is a hight requierment. My drivers license says 5.9 am i tall enough?

Any of you guys know of any places around San jose??? if you can find any for me i would appreciate it.
I don't know anything about a height requirement. But they might require 5'10" etc, but they ask tons of questions. They test you for stds, and diseases that run in your family etc. I've donated 3 times. Each time was a 6month contract, I could donate 2-3 times a week at 65$ a pop. They don't pay anything up front, after 6months following the passing of another std test the cut you a check for a few grand. I think there are some other way to donate but none that ive used.



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I don't know anything about a height requirement. But they might require 5'10" etc, but they ask tons of questions. They test you for stds, and diseases that run in your family etc. I've donated 3 times. Each time was a 6month contract, I could donate 2-3 times a week at 65$ a pop. They don't pay anything up front, after 6months following the passing of another std test the cut you a check for a few grand. I think there are some other way to donate but none that ive used.
They pay you a couple of grands for a donation?
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this ^ times like five



I don't know anything about a height requirement. But they might require 5'10" etc, but they ask tons of questions. They test you for stds, and diseases that run in your family etc. I've donated 3 times. Each time was a 6month contract, I could donate 2-3 times a week at 65$ a pop. They don't pay anything up front, after 6months following the passing of another std test the cut you a check for a few grand. I think there are some other way to donate but none that ive used.
Yeah they have requirements. They would never allow a 5.4 guy to donate sperm. Parents dont want someone that short if they can chose their kids genetics.

- At least 5'9'' tall

- Between 19 and 38 years old

- Sexual partners are exclusively female

- Currently attending a four-year university, or,
already hold a bachelors or advanced degree

- Are in good health

- Legally allowed to work in the US


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Well this sucks cause im not currently attending college this year. FML. I wanna get paid to jerk off.

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Yeah they have requirements. They would never allow a 5.4 guy to donate sperm. Parents dont want someone that short if they can chose their kids genetics.


- Sexual partners are exclusively female
For some reason this made me laugh really hard.

I don't even know why, maybe it's just because it reflects the intolerance and bigotry of our society and my brain would rather laugh than cry about it.




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