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post #14911 of 32427 (permalink) Old 09-12-2011, 02:04 PM
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They pay you a couple of grands for a donation?
Yea, but you have to keep in mind its 6 months worth of donating. So 65$ x 2/3 times a week x24 weeks. Then at the very end when you pass the std test they cut you a check. But if the place is on the way home from work etc you stop in look at some porn.. and you beat that meat like it owes you money... cause it does ;D

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Yeah they have requirements. They would never allow a 5.4 guy to donate sperm. Parents dont want someone that short if they can chose their kids genetics.

- At least 5'9'' tall

- Between 19 and 38 years old

- Sexual partners are exclusively female

- Currently attending a four-year university, or,
already hold a bachelors or advanced degree

- Are in good health

- Legally allowed to work in the US


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Well this sucks cause im not currently attending college this year. FML. I wanna get paid to jerk off.
Go online, get a fake bachelors degree, jerk off, ?? , profit!!! lol you could always make about the same amount of money donating plasma. granted donating plasma is very hard on your body and takes a hard toll on your veins. Plasma donating aside, its no big deal if you cant donate sperm its no biggy its only a few grand for six months so its not a lot of money but it would go a nice distance in helping buy a new bike, hot tub etc



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So you can't just go donate when you need a shot of heroin? Damn Sad day for the addicts


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post #14913 of 32427 (permalink) Old 09-12-2011, 02:17 PM
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So you can't just go donate when you need a shot of heroin? Damn Sad day for the addicts
I've heard you can. I've never done that myself. I've also heard some places do 24month contracts for donating >_>

2 years worth of jerking it signed onto a piece of paper



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I've heard you can. I've never done that myself. I've also heard some places do 24month contracts for donating >_>

2 years worth of jerking it signed onto a piece of paper
So if you're doing it for 6 months 2-3x a week, it means there will be approximately 60 kids of yours running around the world?
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So if you're doing it for 6 months 2-3x a week, it means there will be approximately 60 kids of yours running around the world?
I honestly have no idea. I'd wager not all the sperm ever gets used.. But I've heard of single sperm donors fathering over 100 children. Which seems weird and I have no idea how many times my sperm has been used in successful pregnancy, but I don't think I'll ever ask either.. even if they'd tell me.

On the bright side, people say you live on through your kids... mother****er im a god



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Is it even possible to know who 'took' your sperm? I thought it pretty much works like - you give us your sperm, we pay you, see ya. And then it's stored anonymously with some basic info. But what do I know..
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Is it even possible to know who 'took' your sperm? I thought it pretty much works like - you give us your sperm, we pay you, see ya. And then it's stored anonymously with some basic info. But what do I know..
Absolutely. I don't know if I could ever have access to it but it would be an absolute necessity to keep very precise records on the subject. Just because I don't have any diseases in my recent family history doesn't mean they aren't there. Imagine anyone of the tons of genetic diseases that as a possibility could present later that we might not know about. Thats the reason I'd give for that but.. Lets be honest its also so we don't have a lot of incest involved with this kind of thing.



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