I'm getting a man's bird, not going to do any of that "pretty bird" crap. Parakeets talk, they are known to say up to 150 words, but from what I hear, generally about 10-15 words/phrases. Going to teach it to say "you're ignorant" in the MJ voice, and some other words/phrases I can't yet think of. "You're a bitch" would be cool.
As for the name, I am still thinking. Maybe "Dongslapper". I'll keep updating you guys.
"You lack the requisite spine and testicular fortitude to study under me" You do not know the first note of the music that moves me.