I've just seen, on Facebook, a photo of a friends friend and her partner.
I don't know her well, only met her a couple of times. She is, without exaggerating, morbidly obese. She's huge. The photo of her and her partner, he makes her look like a small child. He dwarves her. It is insane. I need to meet this Unicron-esque guy asap, he MUST be in the 35-40 stone range. I've never met a fatty that big before.
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”