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post #18421 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-13-2012, 08:06 PM
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So I just got a text from a girl I don't know telling me she just wants to be friends...

I got friendzoned by a stranger.




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post #18422 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-13-2012, 08:21 PM
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So I just got a text from a girl I don't know telling me she just wants to be friends...

I got friendzoned by a stranger.

Damn that sucks friend zone before you were even friends



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So I just got a text from a girl I don't know telling me she just wants to be friends...

I got friendzoned by a stranger.
text her back. tell her if you can't have her you don't want to go on. Tell her you want one shot to change her mind.

You might get someone laid.

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post #18425 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-13-2012, 09:55 PM
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So I just got a text from a girl I don't know telling me she just wants to be friends...

I got friendzoned by a stranger.
Text her back:

"Ok, i´m fine with that.
I think your cool and wanna be friends with you.
Anyway, let's not get this thing done without some
good old fashioned goodbye sex.
C U"

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post #18426 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-13-2012, 11:25 PM
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post #18427 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-14-2012, 12:48 AM
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post #18428 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-14-2012, 01:27 AM
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So I just got a text from a girl I don't know telling me she just wants to be friends...

I got friendzoned by a stranger.
How do you know she's a girl if you don't know her?

How do you know she's even good looking?

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