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post #18642 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-20-2012, 04:18 PM
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Watching the Harold and Kumar movie and eating a chicken wrap which is STUFFED with jalapenos. I love spicy shit, but damn, I have to drink half a liter of water after every bite. I think it will last the whole movie.
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post #18643 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-20-2012, 04:19 PM
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how about some reality reality.Still shakey. What a day.

I had a 52 year old, beer bellied, cigarette smoking, alcoholic get in my face and tell me he would kick my ass.

ON MY PROPERTY.

i hired a young kid to do some insulation in the crawl space under my fixer upper. He brought this fat old fart to help him.

Old guy comes back from lunch drunk and young guy fires him. Or tries to. drunk guy wonít leave.Heís demanding his money which young guy doesnít have until I pay him and I aint paying. I tell old guy he needs to leave and he gets right in my face and says ďIíll kick your ass too.Ē

I know most of you guys would have laughed at him but, Iím an old guy too and he was bigger than me. I was intimidated. Ö OK I was S C A R E D.

HOLY COW! i had forgotten how hard my adrenaline pumps! When I can feel my heart beat in my ears and my hands shake and I donít dare speak because I know my voice will crack, one of us is getting their ass kicked.

I punched him, tripped him and mounted him in Ĺ the time it takes to read this sentence.

He flopped and fought as hard as he could for about 30 seconds. Then he started crying ďI canít breatheĒ ďplease!Ē so, I got off of him.

He laid there and coughed and puked and cried for at least 5 minutes.
I was starting to feel really bad about the whole thing when he got his breath back enough to start threatening me some more.

Young guy drove him home and they left his truck ON MY PROPERTY!

I donít know whatís going to happen next but some way, some how, Iím sure Iíll be the one in trouble.

This is why I left the adult world to be a stay at home mom in the 1st place.
Wow man thats crazy stuff. Glad to hear you came out on top. Be careful tomorrow

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The new season is 3 eps deep!
DAMN! I best get on it then.
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post #18645 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-20-2012, 04:36 PM
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DAMN! I best get on it then.

YEP!!! Some good drama at KARMA so far way better than last season



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post #18646 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-20-2012, 05:24 PM
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how about some reality reality.Still shakey. What a day.

I had a 52 year old, beer bellied, cigarette smoking, alcoholic get in my face and tell me he would kick my ass.

ON MY PROPERTY.

i hired a young kid to do some insulation in the crawl space under my fixer upper. He brought this fat old fart to help him.

Old guy comes back from lunch drunk and young guy fires him. Or tries to. drunk guy won’t leave.He’s demanding his money which young guy doesn’t have until I pay him and I aint paying. I tell old guy he needs to leave and he gets right in my face and says “I’ll kick your ass too.”

I know most of you guys would have laughed at him but, I’m an old guy too and he was bigger than me. I was intimidated. … OK I was S C A R E D.

HOLY COW! i had forgotten how hard my adrenaline pumps! When I can feel my heart beat in my ears and my hands shake and I don’t dare speak because I know my voice will crack, one of us is getting their ass kicked.

I punched him, tripped him and mounted him in Ĺ the time it takes to read this sentence.

He flopped and fought as hard as he could for about 30 seconds. Then he started crying “I can’t breathe” “please!” so, I got off of him.

He laid there and coughed and puked and cried for at least 5 minutes.
I was starting to feel really bad about the whole thing when he got his breath back enough to start threatening me some more.

Young guy drove him home and they left his truck ON MY PROPERTY!

I don’t know what’s going to happen next but some way, some how, I’m sure I’ll be the one in trouble.

This is why I left the adult world to be a stay at home mom in the 1st place.
Thats some story oldie, you kicking ass and showing these young guy's how it's done. Is the truck still there?

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Just finished watching Harold and Kumar 3. I must say, it didn't have the H&K feel like it did in the first two parts, probably because it had the christmas aura. Less funny also, but all in all an ok movie. After seeing it though I just knew it would be an awesome movie to watch while high.

P.s. Kumar can grow a bad-ass beard.

P.p.s. Maria is hot!

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Thats some story oldie, you kicking ass and showing these young guy's how it's done. Is the truck still there?

It was still there a couple of hours ago. I feel like I should camp out there tonight but Mrsfan says that would be asking for trouble. One thing about getting older, even if you don't get any smarter, you learn to listen to smart people. I have his plate # so he wouldn't be hard to find if he did something stupid.

I still have this sick feeling that I'll be the one getting a visit from a deputy. that's just how my luck goes.

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Just finished watching Harold and Kumar 3. I must say, it didn't have the H&K feel like it did in the first two parts, probably because it had the christmas aura. Less funny also, but all in all an ok movie. After seeing it though I just knew it would be an awesome movie to watch while high.

P.s. Kumar can grow a bad-ass beard.

P.p.s. Maria is hot!

Didn't have that feeling for me as well but it still had it's moments of laughter. Worst of all 3 but still good.

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Didn't have that feeling for me as well but it still had it's moments of laughter. Worst of all 3 but still good.
I agree. I thought it was funny where that guy described the phases of smoking, 'cause you can relate to it.
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