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post #19961 of 32427 (permalink) Old 03-20-2012, 07:04 PM
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post #19962 of 32427 (permalink) Old 03-21-2012, 01:29 AM
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I uh... just did it with my first big chick... first time for me, all of my girls have been smaller/ petite, or just average. Maybe even a little thickness.. but not BIG.

And today.. I did it...

And I must say, it was rather enjoyable.


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How big is big?

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Just had WAY too much food... I have that "I should have stopped a long time ago" feeling in my stomach.
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I don't.. let me go to google.

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About this.. give or take a few pounds lol. Fellas, you owe it to yourself to do at least one. It may surprise you.


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I make it a point to never have sex with anyone that has the same width in their wrist as their hand.

For example:

Yes.



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post #19967 of 32427 (permalink) Old 03-21-2012, 02:46 AM
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^^

I like that motto, and while I broke it, I may adopt it. But seriously man, when they say big girls try harder, THEY REALLY DO!


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I uh... just did it with my first big chick... first time for me, all of my girls have been smaller/ petite, or just average. Maybe even a little thickness.. but not BIG.

And today.. I did it...

And I must say, it was rather enjoyable.
Your first fat chick? *internet bro-fist*

I'm actually kind of impressed. I got with my first fat chick in high school. In the back of my mind it was always kind of a desperation thing. Even my friends have a phrase for it. "I'm desperate enough for a fat chick". Well its a little more vulgar than that but you know.

I would say that larger girls are much more likely to cook you breakfast the next morning



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Your first fat chick? *internet bro-fist*

I'm actually kind of impressed. I got with my first fat chick in high school. In the back of my mind it was always kind of a desperation thing. Even my friends have a phrase for it. "I'm desperate enough for a fat chick". Well its a little more vulgar than that but you know.

I would say that larger girls are much more likely to cook you breakfast the next morning
*Internet bro-fist*

I could see how some would call it a desperation thing, but hey, big girls need love too. It's weird, I had the desire to do it for like.. 3 years or so and I finally got around to doing it. I just don't normally walk up and start that kind of conversation with bigger girls.

And oh man I didn't even think about that.. I could wake up to a gourmet meal!!


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I've never had a fatty, but if it's good enough for SpoKen and Xeb...
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