I'm having trouble sleeping and so I did what every other guy would in that situation. I watched twilight breaking dawn. I can't sleep now because of how pissed off I am at how shitty a movie that was. It was bad, just terrible.
here is the real spoiler don't watch it because it blows. Okay so Edward marries Bella, you know that 160 year old vampire virgin. They get married and go on their honey moon. Well they have sex like one time in the missionary position for the apparent sole purpose of procreation.oh but they are on this island for like two weeks playing chess and Bella throwing herself at Edward who is simply like "I can't". What a bitch of epic magnitude this Edward character is. Look I get this vegan type vampire is 160 or something so he cant probably get it up every new moon butjesus didn't give you two hands, a mouth and a tongue so that your wife can have sex/chess dreams because she's unsatisfied. Also the reason there is always shit tons of drama around Bella and Edward is because without the drama and on their own they are boring as hell. Literally every character in this entire movie is more interesting than this bland chick and likely gay vegan vampire. Favorite part of the movie hands down is when their vampire baby kills bella, I realize she's going to come back alive as a vampire but that's a movie I'll never see in my mind Bella is dead, Edward will probably off himself or go admit his feelings for Jacob and then Jacob will off him, dun dun dun that's the end in my mind.
If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so. ~ Thomas Jefferson