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post #20541 of 32427 (permalink) Old 04-17-2012, 04:50 PM
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I had an eye lash in my eye. Ended up looking a morbidly obese woman in the face and winking at her. She kinda smiled.. I think that counts as a good deed, I could definitely use the karma.



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post #20542 of 32427 (permalink) Old 04-17-2012, 04:57 PM
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post #20543 of 32427 (permalink) Old 04-17-2012, 06:30 PM
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So i decided to put on an episode of South Park only to realise that a new season has started when i was gone. Score!

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post #20544 of 32427 (permalink) Old 04-17-2012, 07:09 PM
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So i decided to put on an episode of South Park only to realise that a new season has started when i was gone. Score!
Prepare to be disappointed (except for the first episode of the season).
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post #20545 of 32427 (permalink) Old 04-17-2012, 07:11 PM
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I like the older ones a lot more. I mean some of the newer episodes are fine, i just like earlier ones. I am like that with all these shows though. (Family Guy, Simpsons, etc...)


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post #20546 of 32427 (permalink) Old 04-17-2012, 07:27 PM
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I like the newer Family Guy way more. I never like the "world is mine" thing from Stewie....Gay Stewie is way better!



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post #20547 of 32427 (permalink) Old 04-17-2012, 10:18 PM
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This happened a couple hours ago. My brother and I are riding out to a friends shop in my Suburban when my dog tries to commit suicide.

We're going 35-40 mph when Jennings tries to jump out the window. There isn't a dog or human in sight, not even sure why he did it. Most likely he's retarded

My brother grabs him by the hind legs as he exits the cab like a coiled cobra and I stand on the brakes. Luckily I was looking over that way when he bailed.

Bro's got a good grip on his ankles and as he jerks him back up through the window I'm sliding to a stop. About halfway back into the cab the dog "expresses" his anal glands, covering my bro, my seat, and my console with concentrated "fecal urine out of his ass" for lack of a better term.

Now the truck stinks and the dog had already forgotten what happened hours ago. The lucky bastard
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post #20548 of 32427 (permalink) Old 04-18-2012, 03:20 AM
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post #20549 of 32427 (permalink) Old 04-18-2012, 03:30 AM
 
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Trying to sit here with a nice cuppa tea and relax before I have to go outside for 1-2 hours in the pissing rain. I've been sat here for 5 minutes. I am covered in my boots, my dogs lead, harness, and my socks.

Think he's trying to tell me something. He's now doing the 'sit in front of me, stare at me with a waggy tail and make stupid noises' thing.

Off out I go.
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post #20550 of 32427 (permalink) Old 04-18-2012, 03:40 AM
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This happened a couple hours ago. My brother and I are riding out to a friends shop in my Suburban when my dog tries to commit suicide.

We're going 35-40 mph when Jennings tries to jump out the window. There isn't a dog or human in sight, not even sure why he did it. Most likely he's retarded

My brother grabs him by the hind legs as he exits the cab like a coiled cobra and I stand on the brakes. Luckily I was looking over that way when he bailed.

Bro's got a good grip on his ankles and as he jerks him back up through the window I'm sliding to a stop. About halfway back into the cab the dog "expresses" his anal glands, covering my bro, my seat, and my console with concentrated "fecal urine out of his ass" for lack of a better term.

Now the truck stinks and the dog had already forgotten what happened hours ago. The lucky bastard

That's hilarious. I wish I could tell that story about my brother. It would suit him so well.

Every dog must try that once. I've been lucky my last 3 were going fairly slow on a dirt road when they bailed.

Now I'm glad I couldn't catch them.

I wouldn't call jennings retarded unless he tries again. You could probably let him ride on the roof now and he wouldn't fall off.


fell asleep in front of the tv early last night so now I'm up and at'em at 3am

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