The bossman took my department out for lunch today for holding down the fort while one of us had been out for 3 months with a broken ankle, and it was good food to unlike when they do catered luncheons here.
Someone just told me a faceful of facts about iguanas that I don't give a sh*t about.
I hate people like that.
I was at a party a while back and this guy was trying to talk to me about the light bulbs above us.. I stopped him mid sentence and said "Yea, I have a question about that. Have you ever been laid?" the look on his face was epic as I walked away.
If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so. ~ Thomas Jefferson