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post #21691 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-10-2012, 02:20 PM
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All of these players have been living in Germany since their childhoods and have German citizenship. That's exactly what integration means. My ancestors are from France but I consider myself German. I have a friend who's father is an Arab and he considers himself German. I have Turkish friends who were born here and consider themselves German. We've got many different people from many different countries here, we've basically become a patchwork country after WWII. Go and tell those people they're not German.

Boateng's brother is a special one though. He plays for Ghana because their parents are divorced and he stayed with his father (who's from Ghana) and Jerome Boateng stayed with his German mother. So it's only normal Jerome considers himself German and his brother does not.




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post #21692 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-10-2012, 08:19 PM
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I almost succeeded at shower sex a while ago. Gonna need a repair guy to come out tomorrow, it started really well.. But it went bad, really bad and at the very worst time. Gonna invest in those shower grips that go on the floor of the shower, I'd recommend them for everyone.



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post #21693 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-10-2012, 09:59 PM
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Hey Hammerlock, shouldn't Kevin Prince be playing for Germany though? He came up through Germany's youth National teams.







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post #21694 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-10-2012, 10:12 PM
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So i have been playing poker all night and had a real good shot at reaching a final table in a decent sized tournament and making some real money, only to get shafted when some dude went all in with J5, i called with AK and lo and behold, a 5 peeled off on the river. Almost puked in my bed. Five hours of grinding and nothing to show for it. Poker is the worst.


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post #21696 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-10-2012, 10:30 PM
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I almost succeeded at shower sex a while ago. Gonna need a repair guy to come out tomorrow
Glad you're going to give it another try.




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post #21697 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-11-2012, 01:11 AM
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I almost succeeded at shower sex a while ago. Gonna need a repair guy to come out tomorrow, it started really well.. But it went bad, really bad and at the very worst time. Gonna invest in those shower grips that go on the floor of the shower, I'd recommend them for everyone.
You must be brave to try it without the grips tbh.

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post #21698 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-11-2012, 01:35 AM
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Glad you're going to give it another try.
If you're volunteering as a handy man.. I suppose I would be willing to adequately "compensate" you for your troubles

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You must be brave to try it without the grips tbh.
I tend to have fantastic balance, but under the weight of two people in motion

We destroyed a fixture, broke some glass, ripped the sliding door to the walk in shower completely off and broke the tracks out of the wall



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post #21699 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-11-2012, 09:18 AM
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If you're volunteering as a handy man.. I suppose I would be willing to adequately "compensate" you for your troubles



I tend to have fantastic balance, but under the weight of two people in motion

We destroyed a fixture, broke some glass, ripped the sliding door to the walk in shower completely off and broke the tracks out of the wall
Im sorry bro but the mental pic of that is funny as hell! I bet it was pretty scary when it happened though....My only question is...Where did that fixture go to be broken

You can go to those specialty shops and get the bars and foot props for those kind of situation

I have never been a fan of shower sex. I can count on 1 hand how many time Ive done that. I think it's the combo of the water and the fear of becoming quadriplegic



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post #21700 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-11-2012, 09:23 AM
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Haha yeah picturing that go down in hy head was fantastic!

But yeah you should get those grip things.


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