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One of those nights where you **** one of your good friends and one of those mornings where she texts you and says "Sorry i know this is awkward, but did we do anything last night? I cant remember much"..


Lucky for me she sent me a text that said "come **** me"... followed by another text 30 seconds later, "now", so she cant say i took advantage of her =)


EDIT : SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. JUST REMEMBER NO CONDOM


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One of those nights where you **** one of your good friends and one of those mornings where she texts you and says "Sorry i know this is awkward, but did we do anything last night? I cant remember much"..


Lucky for me she sent me a text that said "come **** me"... followed by another text 30 seconds later, "now", so she cant say i took advantage of her =)


EDIT : SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. JUST REMEMBER NO CONDOM


OH MY GOD. ASLBDASJFBASF"SAK:BSA F"KFNAS"IFSAB@OUJSNFIWO

Facepalming. Literally. F************************************************* ***************************************
Hey she don't remember....so she says...Most ppl say that when she is embarrassed but hey good job jumpin on that .........Pics or it didnt happen!



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One of those nights where you **** one of your good friends and one of those mornings where she texts you and says "Sorry i know this is awkward, but did we do anything last night? I cant remember much"..


Lucky for me she sent me a text that said "come **** me"... followed by another text 30 seconds later, "now", so she cant say i took advantage of her =)


EDIT : SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. JUST REMEMBER NO CONDOM


OH MY GOD. ASLBDASJFBASF"SAK:BSA F"KFNAS"IFSAB@OUJSNFIWO

Facepalming. Literally. F************************************************* ***************************************
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post #23385 of 32427 (permalink) Old 09-21-2012, 07:41 PM
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One of those nights where you **** one of your good friends and one of those mornings where she texts you and says "Sorry i know this is awkward, but did we do anything last night? I cant remember much"..


Lucky for me she sent me a text that said "come **** me"... followed by another text 30 seconds later, "now", so she cant say i took advantage of her =)


EDIT : SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. JUST REMEMBER NO CONDOM


OH MY GOD. ASLBDASJFBASF"SAK:BSA F"KFNAS"IFSAB@OUJSNFIWO

Facepalming. Literally. F************************************************* ***************************************
Should have finished on her face then!

And I can't be the only person who Facebook creeped an Alexis Oneal from Memphis?


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post #23387 of 32427 (permalink) Old 09-21-2012, 08:10 PM
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Should have finished on her face then!

And I can't be the only person who Facebook creeped an Alexis Oneal from Memphis?
Was it worth it?

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post #23389 of 32427 (permalink) Old 09-21-2012, 08:30 PM
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Should have finished on her face then!

And I can't be the only person who Facebook creeped an Alexis Oneal from Memphis?
Wow i knew i should have blacked out the name lol.

But actually i never finished. Was at the drunk where u can **** for FOREVER. And unfortunately according to her "I'm not use to "JP dick"", meaning


OFC i said well you better get use to it.


LOVE talkin dirty to chicks before, during, and after sex.


EDIT : She was a bucket list girl. I officially checked off screwing a black girl.

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post #23390 of 32427 (permalink) Old 09-22-2012, 02:16 AM
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