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post #25421 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-02-2013, 04:36 PM
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Tell me you wouldn't love a bubble bath with some nice, scented candles.

The yuck feeling usually goes over after a few days. Sucks when someone close to you knows the chick though.
Pfffft, showers for life son!

What's much wierder is she mentioned she did karate. I was like "Oh yeah me too" and she told me where she did it. Today, like 3 days later, I get a letter through the door advertising the karate club she's at...and the shits like 4 towns away. Bitch probably hunted me down and put it through my door herself. I'm not attractive enough yet to have a stalker!

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post #25422 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-02-2013, 04:43 PM
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Pfffft, showers for life son!

What's much wierder is she mentioned she did karate. I was like "Oh yeah me too" and she told me where she did it. Today, like 3 days later, I get a letter through the door advertising the karate club she's at...and the shits like 4 towns away. Bitch probably hunted me down and put it through my door herself. I'm not attractive enough yet to have a stalker!
You're ninja skills are obviously well known across the region. The recruitment process has begun. Expect a call from Sensei Seagal soon.
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post #25423 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-02-2013, 04:45 PM
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^Here was me thinking she wanted sex when all she was really doing was recruiting to her dojo? Grrr!

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^Here was me thinking she wanted sex when all she was really doing was recruiting to her dojo? Grrr!
You should be impressed by her loyalty to her dojo. Sensei told her she must drop her pants, then they will give her a belt to hold it up.
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post #25425 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-02-2013, 05:12 PM
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I wish I'd got to the pants dropping now.

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I wish I'd got to the pants dropping now.
You did bring great dishonor to her and her family.
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post #25430 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-02-2013, 08:57 PM
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stopped concentrating for a second and accidentally poured boiling water all over my left hand, i put it in a jug of tap water as soon as it happened and then went to the freezer to add some ice cubes. Since I went back to my room it's been out of the water much longer that it has been in it, but for some reason it just doesn't hurt and never really did (even when it happened).

Lucky I guess, or maybe I am made of leather?







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