Decided to try an experiment. What did this experiment entail you might ask. Yesterday I purchased Organic Prune juice for it's health benefits. After drinking a cup this morning (thankfully I did not drink more) I experienced explosive bowel movements. In fact I feel quite relieved as I'm writing this.
Now I know why they tell old people to drink this stuff.
On other news joke of the day.
Two seals are sitting at the bar. One looks at the other and says "ORR ORR ORR ORR WOOOOORRRRRR HORR ORR ORR!"
The second turns to the first and says "Shut up Frank, you're drunk."
Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.
Baked, not fried... the healthy choice.