I'd probably roll with the **** Cyborg(the less gross of the bunch), marry Oprah(the richest) and kill Rosanne(most annoying). Yeah, I guess that wasn't as hard as I thought. Probably should have had someone grosser then Cyborg.
Marry Oprah (i'm rich bitch!), **** Cyborg (maybe she looks okay from behind?), and Kill Roseanne. I can't stand to listen to Roseanne talk so marrying her is out of the question and sleeping with her is a horrid mental image.