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post #27961 of 32427 (permalink) Old 03-03-2013, 06:13 PM
 
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That reminds me of a story that involves anal sex and a torn sphincter.
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post #27962 of 32427 (permalink) Old 03-03-2013, 06:20 PM
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That reminds me of a story that involves anal sex and a torn sphincter.
Poor you...you had a torn sphincter?

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That reminds me of a story that involves anal sex and a torn sphincter.
Tell.

I remember a friend of mine (ACTUAL FRIEND. NOT ME. BEFORE ANYONE THINKS THEY'RE FUNNY) at a house party, was ******* his girl in the upstairs bathroom. And...well, he decided to stick it up her arse, the romantic man that he is. He ripped his banjo string. Panicked at the blood pouring everywhere and ran out of the bathroom with a bleeding shitty dick before passing out and being taken to hospital.

Best night of my life.






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Tell.

I remember a friend of mine (ACTUAL FRIEND. NOT ME. BEFORE ANYONE THINKS THEY'RE FUNNY) at a house party, was ******* his girl in the upstairs bathroom. And...well, he decided to stick it up her arse, the romantic man that he is. He ripped his banjo string. Panicked at the blood pouring everywhere and ran out of the bathroom with a bleeding shitty dick before passing out and being taken to hospital.

Best night of my life.
that makes my balls shiver reading that, that's probably the only thing that scares me life my banjo string get ripped


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post #27966 of 32427 (permalink) Old 03-04-2013, 04:30 AM
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Tell.

I remember a friend of mine (ACTUAL FRIEND. NOT ME. BEFORE ANYONE THINKS THEY'RE FUNNY) at a house party, was ******* his girl in the upstairs bathroom. And...well, he decided to stick it up her arse, the romantic man that he is. He ripped his banjo string. Panicked at the blood pouring everywhere and ran out of the bathroom with a bleeding shitty dick before passing out and being taken to hospital.

Best night of my life.
Let me guess... you were the girlfriend right?
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post #27967 of 32427 (permalink) Old 03-04-2013, 04:33 AM
 
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Haunts me as well man.

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Let me guess... you were the girlfriend right?
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this new avy suits my style tremendously


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My brother snapped his when he was younger.... looked like a scene from dexter in his bedroom and his girl came running out of the bedroom screaming and covered in blood.

A sight, I unfortunately, will never forget.
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post #27970 of 32427 (permalink) Old 03-04-2013, 04:38 AM
 
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As long as you bring it up at every opportunity. Make that moment bring joy to your life

Yeah that avatar is awesome tbh Owns.






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