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Well if you can sneak in a RNC without them seeing it's you, you can't put him to sleep without him ever really knowing it was you. Then you go steal his shit and piss on his face...just a thought.
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post #28042 of 32427 (permalink) Old 03-06-2013, 10:31 AM
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I did ask him but that was before I had gathered more evidence and before I was sure it was him. Can't wait to see him though.



I know right? I just WISH I caught him doing it. It would of been worth him doing it just so I could catch him. Yeah paraphrasing Pulp Fiction. I'm a badman.



Haha, that would be nice. I think its you who wants to taser someone dude! Maybe you should do it, get it out of your system.
You're right. What's his address. See if you can find a new pad, cuz him/they will probably strike again.

Hi you don't know me, but I heard you like to steal things. I have a surprise for you.



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Well if you can sneak in a RNC without them seeing it's you, you can't put him to sleep without him ever really knowing it was you. Then you go steal his shit and piss on his face...just a thought.
I was thinking about that. It would be perfect. He'd never know it coming.

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You're right. What's his address. See if you can find a new pad, cuz him/they will probably strike again.

Hi you don't know me, but I heard you like to steal things. I have a surprise for you.





I was thinking about that. It would be perfect. He'd never know it coming.
Awesome. When you coming over? And make sure you taser him in the balls like in the video. He'll be the guy in wearing the sling.




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Awesome. When you coming over? And make sure you taser him in the balls like in the video. He'll be the guy in wearing the sling.
Lolz...I got all fired up now I'm watching a Navy Seals training video.


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Yeah me too, I can't even live with my best friends that I have known forever. Not just the stealing aspect, since I doubt that would happen but it definitely changes the relationship and can make things pretty tense at times. I have seen it happen many times. It seems like more often then not there are some kind of problems. I like my space and my privacy. Don't think I could ever have a roommate.
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Hit him with a banjo. I saw a guy get hit with a banjo once...and he went down.







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Yeah me too, I can't even live with my best friends that I have known forever. Not just the stealing aspect, since I doubt that would happen but it definitely changes the relationship and can make things pretty tense at times. I have seen it happen many times. It seems like more often then not there are some kind of problems. I like my space and my privacy. Don't think I could ever have a roommate.
Same thing with women. Patrice Oneil said it best. Women would get along with men far better if they equated how they feel about their vagina to how men feel about their time. If a man has sex with a woman and the woman has no desire for it, that's ****. If a man is on the phone and says he has to go and a woman says "why do you have to go I want to talk some more" that's raping him time.

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Same thing with women. Patrice Oneil said it best. Women would get along with men far better if they equated how they feel about their vagina to how men feel about their time. If a man has sex with a woman and the woman has no desire for it, that's ****. If a man is on the phone and says he has to go and a woman says "why do you have to go I want to talk some more" that's raping him time.

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Man Patrice O'Neal was great. Died way too early. Do you remember a comic named Mich Hedberg? Loved him too. Also died too young.
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Lolz...I got all fired up now I'm watching a Navy Seals training video.

Sweet. Now read story about some dude who beats his kids, animals, wife and get real angry. Then bring two tasers. One for each ball.

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Same thing with women. Patrice Oneil said it best. Women would get along with men far better if they equated how they feel about their vagina to how men feel about their time. If a man has sex with a woman and the woman has no desire for it, that's ****. If a man is on the phone and says he has to go and a woman says "why do you have to go I want to talk some more" that's raping him time.

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Damn straight. I once moved in with a girl after about a month of meeting her. Needless to say we split up. 2 months later.

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Hit him with a banjo. I saw a guy get hit with a banjo once...and he went down.

Genius idea. I could tell people I once hit a man with a Banjo for steeling my shit. That would be cool to say.




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