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post #30911 of 32427 (permalink) Old 10-15-2013, 01:14 AM
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almost got into a punch-up with my neighbour this morning when her 3yr old son decided to drop the C-Bomb on me...really makes me sick how kids so young, pick up and say these words like it's nothing!
A 3 year old? Seriously? You can't even beat the crap out of him and not feel bad about it. Maybe you can secretly teach him to call his mother a bitch or something.





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post #30912 of 32427 (permalink) Old 10-15-2013, 10:33 AM
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U really want get her back then video tape the kid calling you that, play along with it like the Will Ferrell skit with the alcoholic landlord baby Pearl, THEN post it on Youtube and watch the clicks go up. $$$

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Tell the kid Santa isn't real. That will show him.
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post #30914 of 32427 (permalink) Old 10-15-2013, 10:53 AM
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I always take the high road

and that is why I am awesome, and that STD-ridden ho-bags fat little shit of a boy will die a virgin!

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I always take the high road

and that is why I am awesome, and that STD-ridden ho-bags fat little shit of a boy will die a virgin!
Fine, you don't have to go as far as to tell him Santa isn't real. Just settle for the tooth fairy or the Easter Bunny.
Ace in the hole, tell the kid he is adopted.
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Ace in the hole, tell the kid he is adopted.
Sounds like he'd be thankful to find out that was true


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post #30917 of 32427 (permalink) Old 10-15-2013, 12:48 PM
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Yes telling him Santa might be going too far. Tell em thanks for calling you the "c" word then tell em he should tell that to his kindergarten teacher...haha. Kindergarten teacher writes him up, his mom comes in, they have a disciplinary hearing, kid gets expelled...they have to move out to a new neighborhood. It's all part of the masterplan.

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Yes telling him Santa might be going too far. Tell em thanks for calling you the "c" word then tell em he should tell that to his kindergarten teacher...haha. Kindergarten teacher writes him up, his mom comes in, they have a disciplinary hearing, kid gets expelled...they have to move out to a new neighborhood. It's all part of the masterplan.

Couldn't help myself. Bought six donuts for $2. That is my breakfast + a croissant and clam chowder soup.
We are assuming too much. What if the kid is Jewish? Obviously no Santa. Could tell him there is no god but he could be Atheist. Threaten to sell him on the black market if he says it again. Child Labor doesn't care what religion you are.
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post #30920 of 32427 (permalink) Old 10-16-2013, 12:46 AM
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You're too good a person for this world, Liza.




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