My date for new years cancelled on me right on new years eve, But instead of just feeling rejected and sorry for myself I made the best of the night by getting high and watching the 90s X-MEN cartoon followed by some Russell Brand standup!
Oh, and I jerked off like I was Michael J Fox. So there's that.
"You have a big word for a guy who don't have a gi right now." - Renato Laranja