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post #3931 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-06-2010, 02:32 PM
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Really hungover.

Went to a strip club last night for my brother's bachelor party....a stripper picked up a 5$ off my face with her gooch, it was neat.

I then washed my face for about 4 minutes.

My brother had a great night!
What, did she have some sort of sticky substance down there like a flytrap or was is more like hook and loop fastener?




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post #3932 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-06-2010, 04:16 PM
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My sense of smell was gone do to being in a car with 3 smokers for 45 minutes prior to arriving to the club, which looking at it now was probably a good thing, lol.

Hammer, she literally used the suction from her cha-cha. seemed like it anyway.




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Really hungover.

Went to a strip club last night for my brother's bachelor party....a stripper picked up a 5$ off my face with her gooch, it was neat.

I then washed my face for about 4 minutes.

My brother had a great night!
Awww the good ole days. I remember do that every other weekend ><

Keep living it up bro!! There are a lot of us guys that are as dead inside as those strippers, its to late for us. I'm sure your brother will understand what im talking about soon enough.


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Really hungover.

Went to a strip club last night for my brother's bachelor party....a stripper picked up a 5$ off my face with her gooch, it was neat.

I then washed my face for about 4 minutes.

My brother had a great night!
Stripper STD's come in the form of airborne virus. You better wash, wash, wash.
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I just walked through the door, and I want to punch my local Honda dealership owner in the mouth. They "fixed" an issue with my car in February. It didn't sit well, and I took it back in May. They denied any problem with the car, although I deal with it DAILY. I'm calling them again tomorrow, but I'm tired of dealing with it.
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Just relaxing, talking to some fools.

I'm hungry as well so I need to figure myslef out something to eat.

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post #3938 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-07-2010, 04:49 AM
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My sense of smell was gone do to being in a car with 3 smokers for 45 minutes prior to arriving to the club, which looking at it now was probably a good thing, lol.

Hammer, she literally used the suction from her cha-cha. seemed like it anyway.
I didn't even know such a think were possible.




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I didn't even know such a think were possible.
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post #3940 of 32427 (permalink) Old 06-07-2010, 09:12 AM
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I didn't fall asleep last night until 1:30ish so im dead today, I have a ton of paperwork that should be filed away, and a ton of stuff that needs to be brought inside and cut and shipped, blah....

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