Cyst update for those that care: Last night, I went to a friends house, but wanted to watch the Redskins game. I was in almost the most pain I've ever been in, and the ride home was complete and utter hell. I woke up this morning, and went to work. I soaked in a bathtub, switching on and off with a hot cloth. Finally, I got pissed off, and stuck it with a sterile needle.
Needless to say, I'm sitting very comfortably right now. I won't go into details, because honestly, it's really disgusting, but like I said, I'm feeling much better right now.