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post #5581 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-30-2010, 02:25 PM
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Iím trolling this ******* forum. Iím searching for bouncing boob gifs. Generally trying to find anything to make me smile as I study and prepare for the worst day of my ******* life.

I have court tomorrow. If I win, I become my parents guardian, place them in a home and live with their hate for as long as they can remember who the **** I am.

If I lose...then I have to return the car and guns Iíve stolen from them and go back to my normal routine of searching for them everyday when they get lost and getting shot at when I find them.


I think tonight I will visit my old gym. Iíve never needed or wanted a good old asskicking so much in my life.
Your parents have shot at you?

P.s. congratz Kry! And again.. no kiss smilies.
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post #5582 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-30-2010, 02:56 PM
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Your parents have shot at you?

P.s. congratz Kry! And again.. no kiss smilies.

... Dad was a cop for 35 years. He's missed me on 3 different occasions. Of course these day he can't hit a toilet with a turd.

What did I do to deserve being shot at? I bring my mother food and medicine and try to check her blood sugar.

Right now I am partaking in the absolute finest specimen of GOD's greatest floral gift to the fauna of this world. Some might say that is wrong or illegal. I say it is GOD's way of saying there,there kid, don't cry.

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post #5583 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-30-2010, 03:38 PM
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post #5584 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-30-2010, 04:17 PM
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... Dad was a cop for 35 years. He's missed me on 3 different occasions. Of course these day he can't hit a toilet with a turd.

What did I do to deserve being shot at? I bring my mother food and medicine and try to check her blood sugar.

Right now I am partaking in the absolute finest specimen of GOD's greatest floral gift to the fauna of this world. Some might say that is wrong or illegal. I say it is GOD's way of saying there,there kid, don't cry.
So... what animal are you smoking?




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post #5585 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-30-2010, 11:31 PM
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Had a real hard time @ work today with my back, ended up losing my job.

It seems that any form of physical labor is completely out of the question, which sucks because that's all the **** I know how to do.

Took some tylenol 1 and back pain relief pills, they helped a bit, but it still really ******* hurts, I'm not even thinking of trying to sleep right now.

So ******* depressed.




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post #5586 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-30-2010, 11:39 PM
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Had a real hard time @ work today with my back, ended up losing my job.

It seems that any form of physical labor is completely out of the question, which sucks because that's all the **** I know how to do.

Took some tylenol 1 and back pain relief pills, they helped a bit, but it still really ******* hurts, I'm not even thinking of trying to sleep right now.

So ******* depressed.
Damn man....that really sucks.


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post #5587 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-31-2010, 12:26 AM
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Having a headache, took some aspirin.

Oh, and, in the movie Predator, the only reason (even Arnold stated this) the Predator didn't kill the lady with them, is becasue she wasn't armed, had no weapons, thus wasn't worthy of being hunted.

So, why in the hell didn't all of them just drop their weapons? Wouldn't it have made the Predator go away, or stop killing them?
Even the Predator is not immune to girl cooties.


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post #5588 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-31-2010, 12:44 AM
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Even Cartman is afraid of cooties, yes.

I'm hungry, so so, so hungry. The issue? I'm out of food. The cure? Taco bell. The issue? I'd have to get dressed and go out.

I need an adult!
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Even Cartman is afraid of cooties, yes.

I'm hungry, so so, so hungry. The issue? I'm out of food. The cure? Taco bell. The issue? I'd have to get dressed and go out.

I need an adult!
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post #5590 of 32427 (permalink) Old 08-31-2010, 01:08 AM
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