i heard the best pick up line ever tonight. i was at the bar after being thoroughly destroyed at pool. just to clarify, i was nervous that someone was going to call the cops at the end of the game... to report a ****.. anyways im about to finish my jameson and coke and get another one when i overhear this gent who had approached a girl with a pick up line... he says "if i could re-arrange the alphabet, i'd put my pecker in your butthole". i mean it failed miserably and i think she was offended, but it was goddamn hilarious. made my entire night.
If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so. ~ Thomas Jefferson
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