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post #7222 of 32427 (permalink) Old 11-17-2010, 03:38 AM
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I just realized derek jeter is just about the luckiest SOB on the planet. I dont even care for baseball... but check out the list of women he's banged:

1997-00: Mariah Carey
2000: Miss Universe, Lara Dutta
2001: Joy Enriquez
2002: Jordana Brewster
2003: Miss Teen USA, Vanessa Minnillo
2004: Jessica Alba
2005: Scarlett Johansson
2005: Vida Guerra
2006: Adriana Lima
2006: Jessica Biel
2007: Gabrielle Union
2008-09: Minka Kelly

The guy is also rich, a sports star... If reincarnation is real... I know who I'm hoping to come back as



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I just realized derek jeter is just about the luckiest SOB on the planet. I dont even care for baseball... but check out the list of women he's banged:

1997-00: Mariah Carey
2000: Miss Universe, Lara Dutta
2001: Joy Enriquez
2002: Jordana Brewster
2003: Miss Teen USA, Vanessa Minnillo
2004: Jessica Alba
2005: Scarlett Johansson
2005: Vida Guerra
2006: Adriana Lima
2006: Jessica Biel
2007: Gabrielle Union
2008-09: Minka Kelly

The guy is also rich, a sports star... If reincarnation is real... I know who I'm hoping to come back as

mother****er.

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mother****er.
the son of a bitch gave jessica alba herpes >_<




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post #7225 of 32427 (permalink) Old 11-17-2010, 05:29 AM
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I just realized derek jeter is just about the luckiest SOB on the planet. I dont even care for baseball... but check out the list of women he's banged:

1997-00: Mariah Carey
2000: Miss Universe, Lara Dutta
2001: Joy Enriquez
2002: Jordana Brewster
2003: Miss Teen USA, Vanessa Minnillo
2004: Jessica Alba
2005: Scarlett Johansson
2005: Vida Guerra
2006: Adriana Lima
2006: Jessica Biel
2007: Gabrielle Union
2008-09: Minka Kelly

The guy is also rich, a sports star... If reincarnation is real... I know who I'm hoping to come back as
Don't care about the rest but Adriana and Alba on the same list? What's this guy doing now?

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post #7226 of 32427 (permalink) Old 11-17-2010, 06:56 AM
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I just realized derek jeter is just about the luckiest SOB on the planet. I dont even care for baseball... but check out the list of women he's banged:

1997-00: Mariah Carey
2000: Miss Universe, Lara Dutta
2001: Joy Enriquez
2002: Jordana Brewster
2003: Miss Teen USA, Vanessa Minnillo
2004: Jessica Alba
2005: Scarlett Johansson
2005: Vida Guerra
2006: Adriana Lima
2006: Jessica Biel
2007: Gabrielle Union
2008-09: Minka Kelly

The guy is also rich, a sports star... If reincarnation is real... I know who I'm hoping to come back as
Haha thats just amazing
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post #7227 of 32427 (permalink) Old 11-17-2010, 06:58 AM
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Haha thats just amazing
not relli, he doesn't have rosie o donnell on that list


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post #7228 of 32427 (permalink) Old 11-17-2010, 07:01 AM
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Don't care about the rest but Adriana and Alba on the same list? What's this guy doing now?
woah woah woah

hold on a minute there...

dont care about the rest?

let me show you the ladies before you make up your mind about that

Jordana Brewster:







Jessica Biel:







caring now a little?



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woah woah woah

hold on a minute there...

dont care about the rest?

let me show you the ladies before you make up your mind about that

Jordana Brewster:







Jessica Biel:







caring now a little?
Jordana is one of my favorite chicks.

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