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post #901 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-06-2010, 02:11 PM
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Awwww. Give her big hugs and kisses. How old is she?

I'm getting ready to go get that dental procedure I mentioned yesterday. I am not scared of the dentist but I will be asking for lots and lots of Novocain, and bringing my iPod so I don't hear any sounds that might freak me out.

I already asked Khoveraki this, but if anyone can think of soft foods that have a decent amount of protein (NO NOT THAT YOU BASTARDS) I can only eat soft stuff for the next few days.

Please wish/pray for me that I get high as the night and don't feel a thing.
Get high and eat these 2 items and you will not be disappointed.

Home made hamburger with some pink so it'll be soft, has to be homemade though ya dig. And a vanilla milkshake. With this two items combined you'll be high in style.

Then all the wodka you can drink hopefully.


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post #902 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-06-2010, 02:12 PM
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I bought a bong last night

My first one, it is small, maybe 10-12 inches tall and I plan to spark it up in the next week or so.



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post #904 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-06-2010, 03:37 PM
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I bought a bong last night

My first one, it is small, maybe 10-12 inches tall and I plan to spark it up in the next week or so.
My bong is about 8 inches, so you win.
Oh wait, I bought mine in Amsterdam, so I win
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post #905 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-06-2010, 03:40 PM
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I bought a bong last night

My first one, it is small, maybe 10-12 inches tall and I plan to spark it up in the next week or so.
Your bong might be 10 to 12 inches.. but I have something else that's 10 to 12 inches as well...

A ruler. And it's 12 inches. On the other hand, I have a personal 6 inch bong for tokin on my own, at my friends house we teamed up and bought a double bubbler, it ROCKS!


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My bong is about 8 inches, so you win.
Oh wait, I bought mine in Amsterdam, so I win
I thought it was on the small/average size, I have two good friends that smoke and they both have bongs over 20 inches. One has a ROOR, and it is god.

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Your bong might be 10 to 12 inches.. but I have something else that's 10 to 12 inches as well...

A ruler. And it's 12 inches. On the other hand, I have a personal 6 inch bong for tokin on my own, at my friends house we teamed up and bought a double bubbler, it ROCKS!
Your bong may be 6 inches... but my penis is also 6 inches... shit im doing it wrong

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post #908 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-06-2010, 04:00 PM
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Large penis coming through, excuse me.
*knocks over table* Oh shit, let me get out of your way. *Does the army scramble crawl on the ground underneath*

I like detail peoples.

BTW, I'm black, and the rumor about us is very true.


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*knocks over table* Oh shit, let me get out of your way. *Does the army scramble crawl on the ground underneath*

I like detail peoples.

BTW, I'm black, and the rumor about us is very true.
People always getting in my way.

*Flings it over my shoulder for easier movement.*

Also, I'm not afraid of your blackness. We can sword fight anytime you want to test your merit.
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People always getting in my way.

*Flings it over my shoulder for easier movement.*

Also, I'm not afraid of your blackness. We can sword fight anytime you want to test your merit.
Oh man I'm going to catch hell for this one..

*slaps you in the cheek with it* I challenge you to a duel! ON GUARD!


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