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post #9591 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-19-2011, 09:35 PM
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Fisting, humjob, mish, nooky, shag, boffing, carpet munching...

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Penetrate
WHAT?!?!?!?

Hold hands.... I was talking about holding hands! Damned perverts we've only been seeing each other for two weeks. Besides... I'm more than just a peice of meat.

...it was like mike Tyson hitting the heavybag ;D



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post #9592 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-19-2011, 09:38 PM
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Holding hands eh?????.....Pressing the skin eh??????? Wink wink nudge nudge say no more



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post #9593 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-19-2011, 10:08 PM
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Yes, i like to hold hands as well.

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post #9594 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-19-2011, 10:53 PM
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Okay we've been ******* like rabits for two weeks, so much sex it hurts to walk and keep my back straight. Damn kids have to goddamn much energy these days. We've only just met and she already wants me to meet her friends ... What's next? Her parents? I'm not even that interested in her, she's just the first one i've been "successful" with since I came back life and left my wife.



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post #9595 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-19-2011, 11:06 PM
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Okay we've been ******* like rabits for two weeks, so much sex it hurts to walk and keep my back straight. Damn kids have to goddamn much energy these days. We've only just met and she already wants me to meet her friends ... What's next? Her parents? I'm not even that interested in her, she's just the first one i've been "successful" with since I came back life and left my wife.
Smells like freshly baked beefcake studmuffins in here If you two take it to the next level and get married, I'd like to be one of your pallbearers
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post #9596 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-19-2011, 11:18 PM
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BFA!!!!!! IM down with being an usher lol



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post #9597 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-19-2011, 11:25 PM
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Smells like freshly baked beefcake studmuffinsM in here If you two take it to the next level and get married, I'd like to be one of your pallbearers
M... Marr.... Away in Jesus name *dives out window pours gasoline on self and lites*

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post #9598 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-20-2011, 01:51 AM
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Watching Wandy vs Chuck instead of doing my homework.

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post #9599 of 32427 (permalink) Old 01-20-2011, 09:17 AM
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I've seen every other episode of the first season, and I hope those two characters get reintroduced. We were also wondering what happened to the dude who was stuck on the top of the roof b/c that other guy dropped the handcuffs key. I'm hoping there's a great storyline with those characters, b/c the writers dropped the ball a little in the last couple of episodes. Too much crying and hand-holding and not enough zombie frenzy!!
The fact that season 2 is SO fudgin far away is terrible show's with less than 12 episode per season should be shot it's not fair.

A Game of Thrones starts soon, anyone read the books? Has so much damn potential for a Tv series....






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