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post #1501 of 1749 (permalink) Old 04-16-2013, 04:42 AM
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post #1502 of 1749 (permalink) Old 04-18-2013, 02:02 PM
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Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnny's dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!!"

His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?"

Johnny says, "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
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post #1503 of 1749 (permalink) Old 04-24-2013, 01:22 PM
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Time for another edition of "Bootleg Wars!"

Ned Stark resurrected as Thor!
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Lekars fan from Mumbai
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Taco Bell meets McDonalds
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The original sizzurps.
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It's so Bad it's funny!
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Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.

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post #1505 of 1749 (permalink) Old 05-02-2013, 01:55 PM
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No sure how to post the actual video but here is the link!

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post #1506 of 1749 (permalink) Old 05-02-2013, 03:06 PM
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unreal how dumb our species is.
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post #1509 of 1749 (permalink) Old 05-04-2013, 07:24 PM
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post #1510 of 1749 (permalink) Old 05-05-2013, 06:08 AM
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