After a few beers and playing some riddle games a husband challenge his wife to say something that would make him happy and sad at the same time. Then she said "OK, you asked for it: You have a bigger dick than my boss..."
__________________ I will support your good point regardless of our differences.
In the 1991 Season 2, Episode 15 of The Simpsons, Homer came up with an idea for a new car he called "The Homer." Well, it took more than two decades for the engineers at Porcubimmer Motors to turn the idea into reality, but you can't rush a car that's "powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a Nerf ball."
Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.