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The Welsh.



Sorry KRY, I guess he must have been hungry!

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Sorry KRY, I guess he must have been hungry!
That's how we order food on St David's day.






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I'm Floyd Mayweather. Im...I'm. ...I'm. ...

Damn I thought 50 cent was just messing with floyd because it would be funny to hear him read Harry potter. Not because floyd can't actually read shit.

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I read an article in ESPN the magazine before his fight with Canello and all it focused on was the amount of money he was spending at various shops and how large of an entourage he had.

He might have some stud financial advisers that will keep him making money for years to come but I'd guess he'll be bankrupt in ten years. in the article he spent a quarter million just on jewelry for his 12-13 year old daughter on one trip and bought entire outfits for his homies so they could go play basketball on another.

Just wasting money left and right
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The Key to Heaven

Mother Superior called a young novice into her office one evening. 'Now dear, I want you to give the Father his nightly bath. You are to do as he tells you and be sure to report to me in the morning,' she said.

The novice agreed to do as she was told and went to prepare the Father's bath. Doing as she was told, the novice washed the Father's hair and back. While she was doing this the Father told the novice that he had the key to heaven. The Father told her that if his key to heaven fit her gate, she would be saved.

The next morning the novice entered Mother Superior's office. 'So how did it go last night dear? He didn't try anything on you, did he?' she asked.

'Oh, Mother, it was wonderful! I did exactly as you told me to and when I was giving him his bath he told me the HE has the KEY TO HEAVEN!

I was amazed, and he went on to tell me that if his key fit my gate, I would be saved. And Mother, his key FIT my gate! And it was the most beautiful thing in the world!'

And the Mother said, 'Damn that man! He told me it was Gabriel's horn and I've been blowing it for 40 years!'

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