I had this girl I was going out with for about a year and 2 months. I'm only 17, so you know there was A LOT of, "I think I'm really in love with you" and "I could never be with someone else" and lots of sex. Now, the guys will know that at 17 I'm just saying that because she said it and well... Saying it gets sex. I mean, I cared about the girl, but I'm not trying to get married at 17, ya smell me?
Well, through a series of confusing events we ended up breaking up, and I started talking to this chick about 3 days later. Well, me and this new girl we're having sex about 2 weeks after me and my ex broke up, and my ex (she was real close with the family and sometimes hung out with my sisters so she just comes over to my house whenever she wants basically) pulls up in my driveway. Now, I have a rottweiler, so needless to say, if anyone gets within 50ft of my house, I'll know it. Well, I throw on some boxers/shorts and ran outside (still shirtless). So I'm standing there red-faced and nappy-haired looking at her, and she's just looking at my crazy. She sees the new girl's car and is like, "What were you doing?"
Thinking of an answer was the most awkward thing, I eventually just said, "Swimming" (I don't have a pool) and walked inside...
RIP Anthony Neil Young 1985-2008
His swaggers tight like a yeast infection! And he give geese erections!