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Old 06-22-2008, 02:39 AM   #11 (permalink)
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One of my friend's in high school that I completely trusted had a similar thing happen to him.

He was boning his gf at her grand mom's house. She told him her grandma slept walked, but he didn't think anything of it.

Well while they were doing it on the couch (she was on top looking the other way) her grand ma walked in and walked right by them (pausing for a moment) got a cookie and went back to her room. The gf never knew and never stopped. My buddy said he was surprised he stayed hard. It was weird as shit.
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Old 06-22-2008, 03:21 AM   #12 (permalink)
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One of my friend's in high school that I completely trusted had a similar thing happen to him.

He was boning his gf at her grand mom's house. She told him her grandma slept walked, but he didn't think anything of it.

Well while they were doing it on the couch (she was on top looking the other way) her grand ma walked in and walked right by them (pausing for a moment) got a cookie and went back to her room. The gf never knew and never stopped. My buddy said he was surprised he stayed hard. It was weird as shit.
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Old 06-22-2008, 10:39 AM   #13 (permalink)
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One time I was having having sex with my ex-GF, and couldn't get it up.

I win this thread.
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Old 06-22-2008, 11:10 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I was making out with my girlfriend sitting on my lap, and when we were finished I came to carry her off and farted REAL loud, sounded like an old v6.
Goddamn it Plazz, I am getting real tired of reading about you farting around your girldfriend...




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Seriously, why do I find what you say soo funny?

As for the topic, I can't really think of anything extremely awkward because I don't get embarassed very easily.
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Old 06-22-2008, 11:21 AM   #15 (permalink)
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every one of you has to have a fart story around a g/f, i just think plazz's would be the greatest. Especially since he had the stones to write about it on here.
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Old 06-22-2008, 11:27 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I am sure I have many fart stories, but I just can't remember them. Too long ago.
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Old 06-22-2008, 11:45 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I had this girl I was going out with for about a year and 2 months. I'm only 17, so you know there was A LOT of, "I think I'm really in love with you" and "I could never be with someone else" and lots of sex. Now, the guys will know that at 17 I'm just saying that because she said it and well... Saying it gets sex. I mean, I cared about the girl, but I'm not trying to get married at 17, ya smell me?

Well, through a series of confusing events we ended up breaking up, and I started talking to this chick about 3 days later. Well, me and this new girl we're having sex about 2 weeks after me and my ex broke up, and my ex (she was real close with the family and sometimes hung out with my sisters so she just comes over to my house whenever she wants basically) pulls up in my driveway. Now, I have a rottweiler, so needless to say, if anyone gets within 50ft of my house, I'll know it. Well, I throw on some boxers/shorts and ran outside (still shirtless). So I'm standing there red-faced and nappy-haired looking at her, and she's just looking at my crazy. She sees the new girl's car and is like, "What were you doing?"

Thinking of an answer was the most awkward thing, I eventually just said, "Swimming" (I don't have a pool) and walked inside...
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Old 06-22-2008, 02:11 PM   #18 (permalink)
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It had to be when I pee on my bed, the second night me and my ex slept together/had sex

I got up thinking it was really hot and I had just sweat alot, but a little "smell test" proved me wrong. She acted cool about it though, didn't seem like a big deal to her, but I was soooo embarrased.
I was 18 @ the moment.
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One time I was having having sex with my ex-GF, and couldn't get it up.

I win this thread.
No, but you do, however, fail at sex.

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It had to be when I pee on my bed, the second night me and my ex slept together/had sex

I got up thinking it was really hot and I had just sweat alot, but a little "smell test" proved me wrong. She acted cool about it though, didn't seem like a big deal to her, but I was soooo embarrased.
I was 18 @ the moment.
Now this wins the thread. Not only peeing your pants at 18, but doing so with a girl in bed with you, omfg, that is horrible and embarrassing and full of win.
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Old 06-22-2008, 04:20 PM   #20 (permalink)
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^^ I know
The killer part, that was the first time I had ever peed on my bed since I was 4 or 5 y/o. And after that time it has never happened again. The chick really loved me though, we lasted 3 years together, so I guess a little pee on her wasn't that big of a deal.
No wonder she is an R. Kelly fan.
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