Most awkard moment of my life.... - Page 3 - MMA Forum - UFC Forums - UFC Results - MMA Videos
The Lounge General off topic chat.

Reply

Old 06-22-2008, 11:29 PM   #21 (permalink)
Curitiba Food and Liquor
 
swpthleg's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: NY
Posts: 16,164
Blog Entries: 14
swpthleg Is Beyond A Rankings Systemswpthleg Is Beyond A Rankings Systemswpthleg Is Beyond A Rankings Systemswpthleg Is Beyond A Rankings Systemswpthleg Is Beyond A Rankings Systemswpthleg Is Beyond A Rankings Systemswpthleg Is Beyond A Rankings Systemswpthleg Is Beyond A Rankings Systemswpthleg Is Beyond A Rankings Systemswpthleg Is Beyond A Rankings Systemswpthleg Is Beyond A Rankings System
The stuff we put up with is boggling my mind right now.

It could have been worse, it could have been R. Kelly doo doo butter.
__________________

Sig Credit to Toxic
swpthleg is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 

Old 06-23-2008, 07:36 AM   #22 (permalink)
Amatuer
 
djants's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Grimsby, UK
Posts: 162
djants will become famous soon enoughdjants will become famous soon enoughdjants will become famous soon enoughdjants will become famous soon enoughdjants will become famous soon enoughdjants will become famous soon enough
I got completely shithouse drunk one night at a party, to the point where I drank Windolene because there was only cider left (to prove the point that I detested cider) and I ended up taking some bird home. Anyway, I wake up the next day with a condom on, laying ON TOP of this bird...It was never spoken, but I assume I fell asleep during. Im glad she didnt die.
__________________
and then we had blueberry pie...
djants is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-23-2008, 08:22 AM   #23 (permalink)
Bisping #1
 
eric2004bc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Luton, England, UK
Posts: 2,464
eric2004bc Is Destined For Greatnesseric2004bc Is Destined For Greatnesseric2004bc Is Destined For Greatnesseric2004bc Is Destined For Greatnesseric2004bc Is Destined For Greatnesseric2004bc Is Destined For Greatnesseric2004bc Is Destined For Greatnesseric2004bc Is Destined For Greatnesseric2004bc Is Destined For Greatnesseric2004bc Is Destined For Greatnesseric2004bc Is Destined For Greatness
i was goging out with this grl, and 1 night i was at a party and i got pretty drunk and hocked up with this grl and i ende dup waking up at her house and i woke up and i couldent find my cloths and the grl wasnet there either so i get out of bed and go to open the door when i hear sum man (musta been her dad) coming towards the door, so im like panacin and hide in the wardrobe and he walks in grabs something and walks out(he looked liek a pretty big guy), and im thinking shit ive gotta get the fuk out of hear so im thinking im on the 2nd floor and its not taht high and i could probs climb down teh drain pipe, anyways i herar her dad coming back so i thought fuk it im going for it so i open the window and start clibimbg down teh drain pipe (baring in mind im naked at this point) and her dads closes the window and looks down and sees me there and also quess whos turned up for dinner at this grl parents house, my girlfriends parents, so i just quickly climbed down teh pipe and jumped off and ran like fuk and my girlffriends dad chased me for a while but i manged to run to my m8s house who was c ouple of streets away, needles to say im no longer going out with my girlfriend lol
eric2004bc is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-23-2008, 08:45 AM   #24 (permalink)
The Forum Drunk
 
xeberus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 9,450
xeberus Is Future HOF Materialxeberus Is Future HOF Materialxeberus Is Future HOF Materialxeberus Is Future HOF Materialxeberus Is Future HOF Materialxeberus Is Future HOF Materialxeberus Is Future HOF Materialxeberus Is Future HOF Materialxeberus Is Future HOF Materialxeberus Is Future HOF Materialxeberus Is Future HOF Material
I was out with this girl who I had been dating for about two weeks. We were crazy hot for each other. That night was the first time we had gone out with our friends and got completely shit faced. We were all over each other in the cab but I could tell I was on my way toward trouble (too much booze). We get to her place and I'm getting worse and she's not much better off.. We are crashing through her apartment toward her bed room, laughing our asses off telling each other too be quiet.

Very quickly we are naked and in bed...on thing leads to another and she tells me grab a condom and get down to business. Well, as drunk as I was the comdom proves to be a difficult challenge. When I final get it on she says, "I'm getting dry, grab some lube for that same drawer".

I apply the lube and we start going to town. I'm on top of her and the hand I used to apply the lube is near my face. Suddenly a strong odder that isn't lube hits my nose.....

It takes a second for my brain to recognize the smell but when it does I know we've got a probelm...

Its Icey Hot

Just as I realize what I've done she starts to lose her shit... SHe throws me off and bolts for the hallway. She is bellowing in pain and running naked toward the bathroom. I take off after her ttrying to explain what happened. Mid apology I begin to feel a certain level of discomfort. I look down and start screaming too.. The Icey Hot has eatten through the condom leaving little remains of latex on me and my dick is firehyderate red.

I start running/limping to the bathroom butt naked with a penis that could light santa's way when my gf's room mate comes out of her room right in front of me. She screams and jumps back into her room. She would never look me in the eye again after that night.

So, my gf is in the shower and I'm trying to rinse off in the sink. At this point she's freaked out because she has to go the hosipital and how could she ever explain this to a doctor. To calm her I recommend calling poison control to see if we actually need to go the ER.

I call and get this lady who sounds like she a truck stop waiteress. I try to explain what's going on but I'm stumbling over my words, not sure how to present the situation and she final says, "listen, I've heard it all before, just be a man and tell me."

So i tell her I just ****ed my gf with Icey Hot. She responds, "Oh, that's it? I though something serious happened. She'll be fine".

I cant believe I took like 25minutes to type this out xD
__________________


If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so. ~ Thomas Jefferson


Sig by D.P.



xeberus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-23-2008, 08:50 AM   #25 (permalink)
Banned
 
TheNegation's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 6,809
TheNegation Is Respected By All He CrossesTheNegation Is Respected By All He CrossesTheNegation Is Respected By All He CrossesTheNegation Is Respected By All He CrossesTheNegation Is Respected By All He CrossesTheNegation Is Respected By All He CrossesTheNegation Is Respected By All He CrossesTheNegation Is Respected By All He CrossesTheNegation Is Respected By All He CrossesTheNegation Is Respected By All He CrossesTheNegation Is Respected By All He Crosses
Quote:
Originally Posted by xeberus View Post

So i tell her I just ****ed my gf with Icey Hot.
My god I can't stop laughing.....
TheNegation is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-23-2008, 08:50 AM   #26 (permalink)
Banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: England
Posts: 1,656
Bazza89 Is Beloved By AllBazza89 Is Beloved By AllBazza89 Is Beloved By AllBazza89 Is Beloved By AllBazza89 Is Beloved By AllBazza89 Is Beloved By AllBazza89 Is Beloved By AllBazza89 Is Beloved By AllBazza89 Is Beloved By AllBazza89 Is Beloved By AllBazza89 Is Beloved By All
Yeah you win. Icey hot, ouch.
Bazza89 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-23-2008, 09:06 AM   #27 (permalink)
Banned
 
Negative1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 3,238
Blog Entries: 3
Negative1 Negative1 Negative1 Negative1 Negative1 Negative1 Negative1 Negative1 Negative1 Negative1 Negative1
the naked drain pipe one; Can you imagine what that looked like when you picture some dude running down the street, bare ass with his girlfriends father in pursuit? I picture the girlfriends dad as the guy from Happy Gilmore that took the nail in the head.

The Icey hot, lollolololololo if there is something else that is funnier than that (outside of what Plazz has to offer in flatulents) I'd sure like to read it!
Negative1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-23-2008, 09:27 AM   #28 (permalink)
Bisping #1
 
eric2004bc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Luton, England, UK
Posts: 2,464
eric2004bc Is Destined For Greatnesseric2004bc Is Destined For Greatnesseric2004bc Is Destined For Greatnesseric2004bc Is Destined For Greatnesseric2004bc Is Destined For Greatnesseric2004bc Is Destined For Greatnesseric2004bc Is Destined For Greatnesseric2004bc Is Destined For Greatnesseric2004bc Is Destined For Greatnesseric2004bc Is Destined For Greatnesseric2004bc Is Destined For Greatness
thiss didnt happen to me but i read it in FHM lastyear sumtime

this grl was having a 3 some while her boyfriend was away and 1 of the guys thought that fake tan lotion was lube so he used that and the next day she had hand prints on her a** and tits and her boyfriend came back the next day lol

Last edited by eric2004bc : 08-17-2008 at 11:10 AM.
eric2004bc is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2009, 07:55 PM   #29 (permalink)
Megaweight
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 5,908
truebluefan is a name known to alltruebluefan is a name known to alltruebluefan is a name known to alltruebluefan is a name known to alltruebluefan is a name known to alltruebluefan is a name known to alltruebluefan is a name known to alltruebluefan is a name known to alltruebluefan is a name known to alltruebluefan is a name known to alltruebluefan is a name known to all
Most awkard moment of my life....

Thread restored
__________________
UFC 112: Invincible
truebluefan is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are On

VerticalSports
Baseball Forum Golf Forum Boxing Forum Snowmobile Forum
Basketball Forum Soccer Forum MMA Forum PWC Forum
Football Forum Cricket Forum Wrestling Forum ATV Forum
Hockey Forum Volleyball Forum Paintball Forum Snowboarding Forum
Tennis Forum Rugby Forums Lacrosse Forum Skiing Forums
Copyright (C) Verticalscope Inc SEO by vBSEO 3.3.2
Powered by vBulletin Copyright © 2000-2009 Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007, PixelFX Studios