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ZZtigerZZ81 06-22-2008 12:14 AM

Most awkard moment of my life....
 
So, I am at my in-laws house for a few weeks. Sleeping in one morning (my mother in0law was the only one home) and I hear the German Shephards getting rowdy. I didn't want her to have to break them up so I went out ther in just my boxers to break up the dogs. Well, long story short, the dogs wuit before we both got there, but there I was about 5 feet away with my mother-in-law staring at my penis which had apparently made its way out of my boxers on the trip down the stairs.

Talk about awkward.

Anyway what are some your stories.

GMW 06-22-2008 12:46 AM

Back in 7th grade, i was laying on this girls leg and the zipper area in my jeans were folded up and she thought I had an erection.
I never talked to her again, seriously.

MJB23 06-22-2008 12:47 AM

Well this one time at band camp... I was using an oboe for you know pleasuring myself and it got stuck.

plazzman 06-22-2008 12:50 AM

I was making out with my girlfriend sitting on my lap, and when we were finished I came to carry her off and farted REAL loud, sounded like an old v6.

MJB23 06-22-2008 01:00 AM

I was at the lake one day with my ex gf and when we got back to her house we were up in her room making out and she was giving me a handjob. Well just as I was about to finish her 2 little brothers popped the lock on the door and came barging in. I was wearing a bathing suit and didnt have time to pull it up or tie it or anything so I threw the blanket over me. They could tell something was going on and they tried to rip the blanket off to see. Her and I were both holding on to it as hard as we could. Luckily she was able to get them out of the room and they didn't see anything. There are also numerous times when her mom almost caught us.

enceledus 06-22-2008 01:04 AM

My ex-girlfriends dad ( who was a very large man ) walked in on me eating out his daughter who was 17.... I was 19 at the time... scary... he told me to leave. the worst part was walking through the living room past him to leave.

GMW 06-22-2008 01:06 AM

I got pantsed in 7th grade also and there was one girl in front of me and he happen to get my boxers too. To this day I don't know if she saw my thing, it was clearly hanging out there but she wasnt looking at me directly.

SurfNinja 06-22-2008 01:14 AM

I was having sex with my girlfriend's sister, and her mom walked in. Not only did she start screaming because I was piping her daughter, she knew I was going out with her other one so she went absolutely nuts and got on the phone. I knew she was calling my gf to tell her what had just happened so I panicked and ran out of the house after throwing on my clothes.

In order to save face, I called my gf while driving away and dumped her. She sounded really confused and hurt, turns out her mom handn't called her but her father instead. She learned eventually though.

MJB23 06-22-2008 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SurfNinja (Post 586273)
I was having sex with my girlfriend's sister, and her mom walked in. Not only did she start screaming because I was piping her daughter, she knew I was going out with her other one so she went absolutely nuts and got on the phone. I knew she was calling my gf to tell her what had just happened so I panicked and ran out of the house after throwing on my clothes.

In order to save face, I called my gf while driving away and dumped her. She sounded really confused and hurt, turns out her mom handn't called her but her father instead. She learned eventually though.

That is one of the funniest things ive ever heard.

ZZtigerZZ81 06-22-2008 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by enceledus (Post 586263)
My ex-girlfriends dad ( who was a very large man ) walked in on me eating out his daughter who was 17.... I was 19 at the time... scary... he told me to leave. the worst part was walking through the living room past him to leave.

That sux

Quote:

Originally Posted by SurfNinja (Post 586273)
I was having sex with my girlfriend's sister, and her mom walked in. Not only did she start screaming because I was piping her daughter, she knew I was going out with her other one so she went absolutely nuts and got on the phone. I knew she was calling my gf to tell her what had just happened so I panicked and ran out of the house after throwing on my clothes.

In order to save face, I called my gf while driving away and dumped her. She sounded really confused and hurt, turns out her mom handn't called her but her father instead. She learned eventually though.

You're a dick for that, but nice laugh + repped


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