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Old 03-22-2009, 04:23 AM   #1 (permalink)
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There is absolutely nothing better in this world than throwing a can of soda in the air, bending over, picking up your shotgun, and blowing up the can before it hits the ground.... then looking over and seeing "HOLY FREAKING COW, HOW DID YOU DO THAT???" on your 3-year-old's face.

It makes you feel like the coolest dang dude on the planet.
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Old 03-22-2009, 04:39 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Yeah my son watches me hit the speedbag sometimes and he gets all sparkly-eyed and goes "WOOOOW DAD YOU'RE SO COOL!"

Melts my heart every time, I tell ya.
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Yeah my son watches me hit the speedbag sometimes and he gets all sparkly-eyed and goes "WOOOOW DAD YOU'RE SO COOL!"

Melts my heart every time, I tell ya.
You have to have sex before you can have a son.
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Naw, it was a game of "just the tip" gone wrong.

Kinda like how God got that virgin Mary lady pregnant.
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There is absolutely nothing better in this world than throwing a can of soda in the air, bending over, picking up your shotgun, and blowing up the can before it hits the ground.... then looking over and seeing "HOLY FREAKING COW, HOW DID YOU DO THAT???" on your 3-year-old's face.

It makes you feel like the coolest dang dude on the planet.
That's strange, I reacted like that the first time my pa made a bank transaction.
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